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3 eps left!

and two of them are a two parter which are apparently about post-911 xenophobia and racism? oh boy

i'm sure the show that gives its single black character one line per ep of throwaway dialogue is going to handle this issue just...just really well....

god damnit

anyway it start with two guys keeping this baby in a bunker

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"i sure would be interesting in hearing some of the political speeches that were made by bureaucrats when the federation was founded," said no one ever

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wait. i'm confused. this is a scene and...travis has lines???

can...can they do that?

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why in the name of fuck are we STILL talking about the xindi?

can we just not? ever again please?

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this lady runs up and dies

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the dead lady hand them some hair and phlox says it's from a baby that is the offspring of tucker and t'pol

it's a t'pucker baby

imma call it Baby T'Pucker

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t'pol says even though she has never been pregnant and can't explain it she just "knows" that Baby T'Pucker exists

imma assume this will be explained as maternal instinct or some similar horse shit later

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noooooooo

shut the everloving fuck up about the fucking xindi

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archer says he has faith in humanity

okay

hey, remember that time archer had phlox create a baby in the lab so they could raise it and murder it and harvest its brain?

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*headdesk*

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oh good i was worried we weren't ever going to get to hear diplomats bicker about trade sanctions on this show

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wardrobe didn't bother to scifi up the lanyards and id tags at all

just, no, they're fine. if we alter them office depot won't let us return them so

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travis argues with this lady who is his exgf i think and who thinks that space travel is colonialism

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wait. aren't they though?

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okay so now these guys are talking about some post ww3 general or something

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travis is actually getting to talk a lot in this one

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now we're in a mining facility on the moon

it looks suspiciously like every cave system on every planet in star trek

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@Taweret oh is this the episode where T'pol has to mind-meld with the rock-eating monster and they find out it was just trying to protect its eggs? I love that one

no wait... in this version they torture the rock-eating monster, harvest a couple of its eggs for mining equipment, then toss the rest out into deep space. DAMMIT RIKER

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@troodon @Taweret He could have been guiding the characters to do the right thing but he chose to serve bad Belgian waffles and soggy scrambled eggs from a chafing dish and call it a day

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@SelfsameSynonym @Taweret seriously I am giggling so hard about this omg

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