personal log supplemental, i continue to complain about enterprise 

okay i took a couple days break because the last ep was really irritating
so let's do part two of this terrible klingon shit

and right out of the gate we're doing a Speed plot

personal log supplemental, i continue to complain about enterprise 

if the ship goes below 50 mph it will explode so they have to merge warp fields with the other ship, the one tucker and family guy are on,

i'm really hoping both ships explode but seeing as there's six eps after this, i doubt it

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the grappling hook remains the only cool thing on this entire show

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i'm eight minutes in and this is the most boring shit but, oh boy, tucker is going to reset the algorithms
doesn't that sound exciting?

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i think this whole sequence is supposed to be exciting but it's just characters trading technobabble

actual dialogue:
TUCKER:Intermix pressure?
T'POL: Fifteen twenty seven.
TUCKER: Field variance?
T'POL: Eighty seven millicochranes.

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so that took forever but they fix whatever the ship was doing and then we're back to phlox being held prisoner by the klingons because they want klingon augments and suddenly phlox has ethics

hey, remember the time phlox created a baby in the lab so he could raise and murder it and harvest its brain?

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little does this klingon know phlox is perfectly happy to withhold lifesaving cures from millions of people and condemn them to death. he did that in season one because something something evolution is destiny or some shit

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archer is all pissed because reed won't tell him about section 31
and this is one of those scenes where i spend the whole time thinking about how terrible bakula is
he is the worst actor on this show. easily

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i'm halfway through and this is another one of those eps where i'm having a hard time thinking of things to say because mostly i'm just bored

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this show needs to stop trying to make t'pucker happen

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there's a really funny moment but i can't capture in a screenshot where the camera is on this klingon, then the camera pans quickly down to his fist so can pound his fist on the table then the camera pans quickly back up to his face so he can keep talking

it's hilariously incompetent and i love it 10/10

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re: personal log supplemental, i continue to complain about enterprise 

@Taweret because what even is a camera cut? >_____<

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