personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

part two of this three parter

someone pointed out yesterday that this looks like some dr who shit and it really does

personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

Shran's gf is dying from the tellarite shooting her in the previous episode

also t'pol and archer were talking about something boring idk. something about space probably

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personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

it's remarkable how dark it is in this room consider the size of that curtainless window and how sunny it is outside

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personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

what the fuck are the vampires from Nemesis doing here?

i thought we all agreed not to acknowledge or speak of Nemesis ever again under penalty of torture

also why more vampire-looking aliens when the nazi aliens from a few eps back also looked like vampires?
they plan seasons out in advance. they knew they were going to bring these guys in so why make the nazi aliens look so much like them?

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personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

why is it SO FUCKING DARK IN THIS ROOM?

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personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

have i mentioned before that Bakula is just not very good acting-wise? he is not

i mean i hate tucker as a character but the actor is fine

and i hate that they made phlox do monstrous things because that actor is awesome actually

but bakula is just bad and no matter how they wrote the character it always would have been brought down by that

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personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

as far as what's going on in the ep, tucker and reed are still trying to take control of the remote controlled romulan ship

the romulans are standing around being more boring than romulans have any right to be

and archer is mansplaining to the tellarite and shran

these things are happening in three separate and very dark locations

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personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

that's a lot of roentgens

(sorry having a hard time thinking of things to say about this ep. it's really dull and i've spent most of it so far trying to guess which characters will die in the next GoT 🤷 )

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personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

okay, Shran, honey, sweetie, i love you but what is this shit you're saying right now?

you think archer understands ethics? you have met archer before, right?

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personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

tucker is dying again
this show needs to stop teasing me with this

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personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

shran's gf dies and he's upset about so he takes some of her blood and pours in on the tellarite hand
i can definitely see where that would really upset a person and serve as a threat but it's also pretty weird

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re: personal log stardate 96912.66 i continue to complain about enterprise 

@Taweret I'm always amused by the random sound effect captions. I assume there's a pig under the table and that's what's [GRUNTING]

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