This #introduction dossier details a classified Blappeture Mesa research project. The Enrichment Center would like to remind you of these mandatory safety and happiness guidelines:
1. Petting and patient discussion are encouraged. ⚠️ Device size may vary.
2. The device will never threaten to bite you and, in fact, may hug you. Repeatedly. (With permission.)
3. The device is slow to respond. Your request will be processed.