Vi-Vi's bizarre adventure @violet@vulpine.club

I drink from my mug with the international MUF standards association logo on it. Boot up my laptop with a witty MUF snippet on it and crack my hands, "Time to write code that will make my life bad three hours later when the user I hate finds a bug in it and then starts to mansplain at me about some problem in my code."

I log into mudlet and potato and start the fun of balancing doing bad ero-RP, and coding. A notification dings and I see that that code already broke, and I wonder why I don't have that person blocked.
"Hexyyyy!" They say. My staff alt being called Hexaferrum, this makes sense.

They found another problem in the awful slot machine that the game owner had me create as a first project. I grimace, seeing that it's the same fucking problem that I declared fixed a while back. Realizing what had gone wrong, I type in a few lines followed by an announcement that the slot machine is gone because I could not be bothered to care about this creakily broken code. That everything that it had once done had already been placed in more useful and better interfaces which make more sense.

The genius man with a dingus plan.

A genius man who is secretly a dingus with a cool calculator which gives him neat fortune cookie fortunes every day, which have no specific properties of prediction, and a terrible track record on that.

Venn Diagram, but it's actually an empty sheet of graph paper

I have been diagnosed with SUB.

(And yes, you fuckn know it)

It's fun working on a game where the absurdity of human life is rubbed into you that certain way.

It's fun having built something really lewd into a game because it's your interest rather than someone else's.

Also that CW is super silly.

@anna Hey, I'm getting a 500 error once I log into witches.live. Could you check on that for me?

@anna Witches.live seems to be down.

@anna can you steal this emoji too?