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looking for software development work :boost_requested:​ 

Hey, I am looking for software developer work. I am familiar with C, C++, Java, and many other languages, but I learn quickly, and can probably learn the language you use.

I'm fairly experienced in modeling relational databases, working with Qt, Sqlite, Postgres, and SQL Server, SDL, and SFML. My specialty is Linux but I can target just about any POSIX-compliant platform, or Windows, and I aim to write portable code.

I've worked on Plume, a Fediverse blogging platform, Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead, a roguelike game, sqlite_modern_cpp(a c++ abstraction wrapper for sqlite), MuaLu(A lua based muck engine), and more.

I've dabbled in assembly and lower level coding, and would not be adverse to picking it up to work.

I am based in the US, specifically Tulsa.

I am available for contract work or remote work, though I am currently caring for someone who is disabled so I have to be remote, or at least have minimal office days.

You can get in touch with me via DM or through email through VioletWhite@espeon.social

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Since it's about damn time that we redo our introduction:
Hi, we're Violet. We're a bat/fox(either or) from the lower northeast, generally doing a lot of programming or shitposting, musing about our life, getting far too angry about things we largely can't do much about...

We're a queer trans woman, plural, and an utter disaster, so, :)

Uh, yeah, we're still not better at this after a year of using fedi but not writing an introduction since the beginning.

Feel free to say hi, we don't bite x3

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bad bizarre obscure programming nonsense 

I drink from my mug with the international MUF standards association logo on it. Boot up my laptop with a witty MUF snippet on it and crack my hands, "Time to write code that will make my life bad three hours later when the user I hate finds a bug in it and then starts to mansplain at me about some problem in my code."

I log into mudlet and potato and start the fun of balancing doing bad ero-RP, and coding. A notification dings and I see that that code already broke, and I wonder why I don't have that person blocked.
"Hexyyyy!" They say. My staff alt being called Hexaferrum, this makes sense.

They found another problem in the awful slot machine that the game owner had me create as a first project. I grimace, seeing that it's the same fucking problem that I declared fixed a while back. Realizing what had gone wrong, I type in a few lines followed by an announcement that the slot machine is gone because I could not be bothered to care about this creakily broken code. That everything that it had once done had already been placed in more useful and better interfaces which make more sense.

not for screenreaders 

idk if mastodon will respect that, but this cubes a number and honestly it itches the factorio thing nicely :)

{"*>>*>}
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convey is the coolest esolang we've seen in a long time :)

After thinking about it, we're gonna turn on automatic post deletion for ourself.

Gonna except anything that gets interaction though :)

Eternity :contains_thc: awooed

We're trying to better our lives by continuing our months long effort to lose weight, get in better shape, and get better stamina and endurance, as well as clean up the environment that we live in (our living space).

We'd love to get an elliptical machine for excersize (we promise this isnt a crappy new years resolution thing) as well as a carpet shampooing machine to go along with our steam mop and vacuum to help clean up our living space more!

I work a full time job retail and pay the bills for 3 people and 2 pets so we have basically no money left over to pay for this.

We suffer from clinically diagnosed major depression and are on antidepressants but they only do so much...

We'd love it if anyone could help me and my family live a cleaner and healthier life!!

Please, any amount you can give helps and goes so far!

Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/plausocks
paypal.me/plausocks
Cashapp: $plausocks / cash.app/$plausocks

*in treemacs*
📃 README.md
🔑 license

Huh, that's a weird icon for a license huh?

Also kinda neat how unicode can replace a bunch of desktop icons. without any trouble :3

nothing, genitals 

"for the world is hollow and my dick and balls"

we showed our partner something we made and she said "I didn't know you were making nfts" and ouch.

it's like wordle but you guess the entire paragraph

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Help 

Hey everyone, I'm a trans woman of color and I'm seriously struggling to survive right now and I really need help with rent, food and medicine. Ive been working for the last 10 years as a full service survival sex worker but I really can't do it anymore right now because my mental health is at an extremely dangerous low point. I'm trying to survive but things are really dire right now. Thank you so much for reading this and any help is appreciated.
Paypal: margaridamariabruxa@gmail.com

"a look at the causes of the tonga eruption"

one can only hope the causes are the same as every volcano

re: rimworld, weed 

"If we get them stoned enough, they'll leave us alone"

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rimworld, weed 

We just bribed a faction that raids us frequently into being our ally with high grade keef. :)

PickUpAndHaul v0.1.3.1⅓ welcomes you to RimWorld with pointless logspam.

heh

Eternity :contains_thc: awooed

Spock if he was cooler: logic is tubular Captain

Spock if he was cooler: logic is tubular Captain

action figure commercial voice: wear a skirt so you can wash your pants

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