personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

2 eps left, you guys

btw if anyone knows what hotel conference room this was filmed in, i would love to know

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

so this guy makes a long winded speech but it's just bad guy boilerplate mostly

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

archer is upset because attacking the bad guy could mean killing some colonists too which i agree is a serious matter

but hey, remember the time that archer and phlox decided to condemn millions of people to death because Evolution is Destiny or some stupid shit?

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

so the xenophobe terrorists made the vulcan human hybrid baby using dna they got from an operative on enterprise

aren't there a bunch of humans and vulcans on earth? wouldn't that dna have been easier to get? why does everything have to be so convoluted?

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

we're still doing this section 31 shit too

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

shut the everloving fuck up about the xindi

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

so the terrorists think the baby they made is a threat to humanity
so don't make hybrid babies then? like they chose to make it, it only exists because they made it? like if it makes you mad then don't do it

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

so this lady works for starfleet intelligence, and reed works for s31 and someone else on board is working for the terrorists

got all that? i;m sure it will all come together intricately to culminate in a satisfying payoff

haha no of course it won't

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

omg this is the most boring shit

so tucker gets into a punch fight with some guy who doesn't matter, archer and the gang fly to mars in a shuttle or something and now terrorist guy is making another speech

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

T'Pucker. the kid's name is T'Pucker.
T'Pucker J Enterprise

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

archer and the gang are still on their shuttle journey and now tucker is fucking around with some equipment or something

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

they hold the camera on this carl sagan plaque for a really long time then zoom out to show the rover

someone is supposed to care about this i guess. this someone is not me

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

the terrorist guy has had alien gene therapy for some medical condition and i guess we're supposed to care

goddamn this is a draggy episode. this did not need to be a two parter

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

so archer and the gang after a way too long trip to mars just kind of stroll into the complex and immediately stumble into tucker

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

terrorist guy is making another speech. all of these speeches are the same speech and they are dull as fuck

this did NOT need to be a two parter

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

terrorist guy fires his weapon at san francisco but it hits the ocean instead

and now T'Pucker is dying

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

they name the baby elizabeth but she will always be T'Pucker to me

personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

this guy turned out to be working for the terrorists

i'm sure if i knew who he was i would really being feeling the betrayal of this moment

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re: personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

@Taweret just imagine it's Cadet Family Guy instead. :D

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