personal log supplemental, i continue to complain about enterprise 

only five episodes left! are you excite? get excite!

and we have reached the mirror universe two parter

i kind of hate that this exists only because one idea i really liked was that enterprise WAS set in the mirror universe and that was why they did evil shit all the time

but no... :blobsad:

we just can't have nice things

personal log supplemental, i continue to complain about enterprise 

they do the scene from first contact where the vulcans land except cochrane shoots the vulcan and the humans loot their ship

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personal log supplemental, i continue to complain about enterprise 

we get an alternate version of the opening which is a bunch of bunch of stock footage followed by some truly awful cgi but it's also infinitely better than the normal version because it doesn't feature a fucking christian rock song

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personal log supplemental, i continue to complain about enterprise 

so because agony booths are a thing in the mirror universe and this is a prequel series we have to take the fanfic approach of explaining the origin of every goddamn thing

maybe we can explain the origins of how they started wearing uniforms next? that's a thing that needs explaining, right?

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personal log supplemental, i continue to complain about enterprise 

omg bakula is going to spend this whole two parter in Grr Mode, isn't he? he spent all of season three scowling and growling at people and he's also terrible at it
i know there's only five eps left but can we recast archer with a tolerable actor please?

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mirror universe hoshi is the "captain's woman" i guess and the actress is very clearly not into doing this scene

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it's actually almost comical how little chemistry there is
the actress could not even pretend to care a little bit

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re: personal log supplemental, i continue to complain about enterprise 

@Taweret "I'ma just close my eyes and rub my face against yours in a vaguely lipwards direction, but oh hey I need to pick up carrots and milk on the way home"

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