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okay i took a couple days break because the last ep was really irritating
so let's do part two of this terrible klingon shit

and right out of the gate we're doing a Speed plot

personal log supplemental, i continue to complain about enterprise 

if the ship goes below 50 mph it will explode so they have to merge warp fields with the other ship, the one tucker and family guy are on,

i'm really hoping both ships explode but seeing as there's six eps after this, i doubt it

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the grappling hook remains the only cool thing on this entire show

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i'm eight minutes in and this is the most boring shit but, oh boy, tucker is going to reset the algorithms
doesn't that sound exciting?

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i think this whole sequence is supposed to be exciting but it's just characters trading technobabble

actual dialogue:
TUCKER:Intermix pressure?
T'POL: Fifteen twenty seven.
TUCKER: Field variance?
T'POL: Eighty seven millicochranes.

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so that took forever but they fix whatever the ship was doing and then we're back to phlox being held prisoner by the klingons because they want klingon augments and suddenly phlox has ethics

hey, remember the time phlox created a baby in the lab so he could raise and murder it and harvest its brain?

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little does this klingon know phlox is perfectly happy to withhold lifesaving cures from millions of people and condemn them to death. he did that in season one because something something evolution is destiny or some shit

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archer is all pissed because reed won't tell him about section 31
and this is one of those scenes where i spend the whole time thinking about how terrible bakula is
he is the worst actor on this show. easily

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i'm halfway through and this is another one of those eps where i'm having a hard time thinking of things to say because mostly i'm just bored

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this show needs to stop trying to make t'pucker happen

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there's a really funny moment but i can't capture in a screenshot where the camera is on this klingon, then the camera pans quickly down to his fist so can pound his fist on the table then the camera pans quickly back up to his face so he can keep talking

it's hilariously incompetent and i love it 10/10

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this one klingon lady is pam from true blood
and she was malificent on once upon a time

omg, you gusy i should rant about once upon a time
that show is infuriating
the whole peter pan thing omg i could go on for years

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WILL fleet admiral krell extend his deadline? the suspense is killing me

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so phlox is doing tests with vaccines on the klingons and this is the most boring shit

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classic travis line

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so phlox is still fucking around with vaccines while enterprise and family guy's ship fight the klingons and it just goes on and on
i don't think this episode ever ends

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fuck this show

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the ridges on archer are really fucking stupid and i hate them
but i will say the makeup artist did a really nice job with such a subtle prosthetic
fuck this show tho

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so everything gets resolved and reed quits s31

the end

this was extremely boring

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so i was looking at the description for the next episode titled "Bound" and here it is:

"In appreciation of a deal he made with them, the Orions present Capt. Archer with three alluring Orion women, who proceed to seduce all the men on board."

excuse me a moment while i scream into a pillow

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i have a feeling this one is gonna be offensive like whoa but it starts out boring enough

archer gets invited onto an orion ship to talk to some guy

meanwhile tucker and t'pol discuss personnel issues, like actual issues with personnel but at least it's about characters we don't even know other wise i might care

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omg stop trying to make t'pucker happen. it's not gonna happen

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personal log supplemental, i continue to complain about enterprise, holy shit the description of the next episode, all right fuck it let's do this thing, also this ep is gonna involve slavery and sexual assault 

so imma assume we're gonna do that thing star trek always does where slavery is totes bad unless its sexy girl slavery then it's fine and hilarious and sexy
on star trek, slaves whose main purpose is to get raped are fine and hilarious and sexy

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they dance for a really long time while archer leers at them

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@Taweret "but women are the same throughout the galaxy" OF COURSE "women are the same" even if they're ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPECIES, you have never actually listened to any human "women" so making ass-stupid generalizations like that is ;AEJF;IARJ;GAIOEJG;AIEORNG;SERG /rage

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