personal log stardate 96918.07 i continue to complain about enterprise 

so remember that awesome ds9 ep trials and tribulations? it's great on every level and also had that great little nod to how klingons of 90s trek looked way different than on TOS? everyone looks at worf confused and he just looks grim and says 'we don't discuss it with outsiders"

it was funny, it was perfect 👍

so naturally Enterprise has to piss all over it with the following two parter

personal log stardate 96918.07 i continue to complain about enterprise 

so tucker is being transferred (obviously he won't be but that's the plot) and t'pol wants him to stay for some reason. vulcans are weird idk

then phlox gets kidnapped by aliens speaking "native language"

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personal log stardate 96918.07 i continue to complain about enterprise 

oh christ, look who's here. this gets worse and worse

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personal log stardate 96918.07 i continue to complain about enterprise 

you know, i don't think i knew reed's rank
or maybe i just can't remember anything about him because he's so dull
anyway, he's a lieutenant

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personal log stardate 96918.07 i continue to complain about enterprise 

oh that's right. we're gonna ruin section 31 too

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personal log stardate 96918.07 i continue to complain about enterprise 

having a member of the crew turn out to have been a s31 operative the whole time is not a terrible idea but you don't make it the most obvious character and you don't have the s31 contact guy wear all black leather ffs

this show can't do anything right. ever.

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personal log stardate 96918.07 i continue to complain about enterprise 

we get a long boring scene where the klingons tell phlox they need his help with the virus that's killing them all

then we get another classic travis line

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personal log stardate 96918.07 i continue to complain about enterprise 

octodon seems to be having issues, my timeline is frozen and it didn't want to load the last post, took like five tries

anyway, this ep is a perfect storm designed to piss me off as much as possible

ruining the klingon thing, fucking up s31, the fucking family guy and just for good measure we're gonna bring up the xindi arc. again. a-fucking-gain.

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personal log stardate 96918.07 i continue to complain about enterprise 

it's amazing how often meditating is depicted as some sort of hallucinogenic or dreamstate in movies and tv

this is not how mediation works

you mostly just observe your own thoughts which can be instructive and helpful in multiple ways but it is not this

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personal log stardate 96918.07 i continue to complain about enterprise 

some boring stuff with the klingons and phlox and then reed whines to his s31 contact because no one told him being in the Space CIA was going to involve lying

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re: personal log stardate 96918.07 i continue to complain about enterprise 

@Taweret OH NOES NOT LYING
THAT IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST
MUCH WORSE THAN [insert long list of horrible bullshit they've done on this show]
BUT LYING IS A SIN

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