personal log stardate 96915.41 i continue to complain about enterprise 

once again i must voice my displeasure that the vampires from Nemesis are here

everything connected with that movie should have been loaded onto a rocket and fired at the sun

personal log stardate 96915.41 i continue to complain about enterprise 

okay i like these guys and their plan. this is a good plan. let's make this happen

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personal log stardate 96915.41 i continue to complain about enterprise 

it's weird that telepathy is a scifi mainstay when you think about it
its pretty much magic

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personal log stardate 96915.41 i continue to complain about enterprise 

hold up

they have 'brain wave patterns' from the person operating the drone ship and archer asks if he can identify the species
and phlox says the nearest 'genome' is andorian

but

you said all you had was brain wave patterns. i even went back to double check.

how does that-?

what do the writers think genomes are? what do they think brain waves are? what's happening right now?

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personal log stardate 96915.41 i continue to complain about enterprise 

so turns out the blind andorian is a member of an andorian subspecies that was thought to be a myth until FIFTY YEARS AGO when the andorians found them on their own damn planet

um, what?

andorians have been warp capable for long enough to have a good feud going with the vulcans. had they never used that level of tech to scan their own goddamn planet until 50 years ago?

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personal log stardate 96915.41 i continue to complain about enterprise 

so far this episode has been a steady barrage of nonsense

but it does have Jeffrey Combs :blobheartcat:

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personal log stardate 96915.41 i continue to complain about enterprise 

noooooooooooo

why are we talking about the xindi arc again?

stop it!

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personal log stardate 96915.41 i continue to complain about enterprise 

shran and archer go to andoria to talk to the blind andorians i forget what they said they were called

and i don't guess there's much chance shran is going to shove archer off an ice cliff and tell everyone he slipped

i mean, come on shran, who's gonna know?

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personal log stardate 96915.41 i continue to complain about enterprise 

oh my stars these are the most boring romulans i've ever met

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personal log stardate 96915.41 i continue to complain about enterprise 

omg, shran

please do it

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took me a sec to realize that's an icicle covered in andorian blood

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personal log stardate 96915.41 i continue to complain about enterprise 

@Taweret “Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place”

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@SelfsameSynonym @Taweret "is that an icicle sticking through your leg, or are you just happy to see me? oh... oh. sorry, uh..."

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