My brother referred to phones as "fondle slabs" and I'm gonna run with that.

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@CoronaCoreanici @starkatt I prefer "shard/slab of internet", depending on if I'm referring to a smartphone or a proper tablet.

Wouldn't that just be a lozenge that makes repetitive music come from your throat?

Your parents when they hear it: "Quit fondling your brother's slab, you pervert!"


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