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My brother referred to phones as "fondle slabs" and I'm gonna run with that.

ยท Tusky ยท 4 ยท 9 ยท 21

@CoronaCoreanici @starkatt I prefer "shard/slab of internet", depending on if I'm referring to a smartphone or a proper tablet.

@starkatt Right up there with my favorite term: "Techno Lozenge"

@gaycowballoon
Wouldn't that just be a lozenge that makes repetitive music come from your throat?

@starkatt
Your parents when they hear it: "Quit fondling your brother's slab, you pervert!"

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