My brother referred to phones as "fondle slabs" and I'm gonna run with that.
@starkatt I always call them "magical knowledge bricks"
@starkatt Pffffff! XD
@starkatt Right up there with my favorite term: "Techno Lozenge"
Wouldn't that just be a lozenge that makes repetitive music come from your throat?
Your parents when they hear it: "Quit fondling your brother's slab, you pervert!"
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