hecko mode @sobsz@vulpine.club

hi my name is [redacted] and i exist

🇵🇱/male/bi probably

i'm mostly here for the haha funnies and arts and also #foxes (which rule btw, though #deer and #otters and #raccoons are cool too)

am kinda okay at programming (no idea how) but decided to study graphic design instead because it sounds fun

one of those lucky people who somehow don't get disgusted/angered over stuff (online, at least)

will try to keep sad boi stuff out of here because there are people with more important problems out there but i might have a bit about it on my neocities website so if you really wanna see that then go ahead

i have a fursona named wesley (a background-character chubby golden 🐻 boi who's mute and can do illusion magic) but i don't really care about him that much (sorry u.u) so there's no art of him except my lazy ms paints of him doing epic meme poses (nor do i *really* want any to exist tbh)

also i have asperger's/hfa/whatever it's called by now, currently trying to pretend it doesn't affect my life at all even though it probably does

interests:
- #memes
- #furry
- #programming
- Ralsei (capital letter because He's a literal deity)
- #avoid5

the opposite of interests:
- politics
- drama
- roleplay
- being an actually sociable sentient lifeform
- egg

It is proven! I am sobsz on Keybase: https://keybase.io/sobsz/sigchain#c41f9d3474d58982bb7d919410567b1ee975b0a925f1ce99f21a1b6dd2304c150f

is there a word for the thing between ace and bi/pan because i think i might be that

i tend to be centrist/indecisive about quite a lot of things (except politics, oddly enough), usually it goes something like "this is obviously the right option" -> "actually that one's better now that i think about it" -> "ah screw it both of them are good

my preferred way of doing stuff (if i do it at all) is doing it quickly, then regreting it 5 nanoseconds later (often multiple times in a row)

i often pre-think (sometimes even pre-write) conversations that might happen in the near future, only to be caught off-guard when the person i'm talking to doesn't act exactly like i expected them to

my favorite types of humor are: sarcasm, visual gags, degradation (especially self-), and overly casual language

i'm usually honest about most things because lying is bad

i don't swear ("damn" doesn't count) but am cool with other people doing it

my official favorite color™ is acid green (ccff00) but my preferred skin/fur colors are: asriel white (ffffff), isabelle gold (ffcc00), retsuko orange (ff9900), unikitty pink (ff99ff), and kass blue (6699ff)

i kinda like #mlp fanfiction, haven't watched the show yet but i very much might also you should read this because it's epic https://www.fimfiction.net/story/62074/friendship-is-optimal

soylent is cool

tulpas are cool also

oh and #dolphins

cool bug fact's:

i legitimately have no idea how to tie my shoelaces and now i'm too embarrassed to learn it what do i do

srirachu, the spicy pokémon

ok so what kinds of stuff should i cw exactly

i mean i know the guidelines exist but i haven't seen any that mention (for example) selfies even though literally everyone tags them

so i'd like to know if there are any other unwritten rules like that before i go and accidentally worsen someone's day

hi my name is [redacted] and i exist

🇵🇱/male/bi probably

i'm mostly here for the haha funnies and arts and also #foxes (which rule btw, though #deer and #otters and #raccoons are cool too)

am kinda okay at programming (no idea how) but decided to study graphic design instead because it sounds fun

one of those lucky people who somehow don't get disgusted/angered over stuff (online, at least)

will try to keep sad boi stuff out of here because there are people with more important problems out there but i might have a bit about it on my neocities website so if you really wanna see that then go ahead

i have a fursona named wesley (a background-character chubby golden 🐻 boi who's mute and can do illusion magic) but i don't really care about him that much (sorry u.u) so there's no art of him except my lazy ms paints of him doing epic meme poses (nor do i *really* want any to exist tbh)

also i have asperger's/hfa/whatever it's called by now, currently trying to pretend it doesn't affect my life at all even though it probably does

interests:
- #memes
- #furry
- #programming
- Ralsei (capital letter because He's a literal deity)
- #avoid5

the opposite of interests:
- politics
- drama
- roleplay
- being an actually sociable sentient lifeform
- egg