Jamie ☭🌹Ⓐ🌻 @slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club

My mom: “Why do you always pirate things like some kind of criminal?”

Also my mom: *has no problem streaming movies from my Plex to her Roku*

July is LGBTQIA+ Wrath Month.

What’s even the point of a VPS if you can’t run BSD on it?

I’m disappointed by how many VPS and dedi services won’t allow OpenBSD installs.

If I play Pokémon Red/Blue, would you wanna watch me stream it?

The number of times I try to click on a toot to read the thread and the timeline updates by the time my finger moves is kinda unacceptable.

Users: *70% have no idea how to use your user-oriented application*

Developers: Well, that’s your fault for not learning the way I decided to implement it. Don’t complain at me for not making it a way you find intuitive. If you wanted it that way, you should have made your own!

And that one where the “good guys” basically murder several people in the crossfire without a second thought, but it’s okay because they were trying to do good.

Also, the trope where something like a hand grenade causes an explosion so big it destroys entire buildings.

Oh. And then that other thing where there are no visible injuries on anyone’s bodies, but there is blood all over a person/the environment a fight took place in.

I love when fights are choreographed to look awesome while being ultimately entirely ineffective on either side to show how awesome your protagonist is without making your antagonist seem like a push over.

Remember when having a terabyte on your personal computer was absurd?

I love how in zombie movies, buildings always are on fire for no discernible reason as a shorthand for the city being in a state of chaos.

The least realistic thing about every zombie apocalypse franchise is that average U.S. police departments don’t have the firepower to kill every last one of the zombies without any chance of harm to themselves.