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Self-promotion, link to writing 

dropbox.com/sh/tsolt5eivjzu6el

Where I'm gonna put up PDFs and ODTs of short stories, probably all set in the Colonized Earth universe. Maybe more organization will come later, IDK.

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Alcohol 

Stages of me being drunk:

Stage 1: Drinking, this gonn' be good
Stage 2: Buzzed, fun and fuzzy
Stage 3: Wheeeee!
Stage 4: So, like, you're great
Stage 4.2: Like, OMG how are all the people I know so awesome? u.u
Stage 5: Gosh I hope they know they're awesome. I should tell them. Am I being sappy? SAP IS HOW MAPLE SYRUP IS MADE THEY NEED TO KNOW

Kolus :asexual_flag: awooed

Blahaj is now available for your blobby emoji needs at heatherhorns.com/blobhaj.zip !

Thanks to the amazing commissioner, these are all free for use. Also in telegram sticker form at t.me/addstickers/blobhaj

(If you want your own, I'm open for commissions!)

Aviation, Instrument approach 

Newport weather: “Ceilings 800 ^w^”
Me: Are you sure? You said it was 1200 this morning but by the time I got there you were down to 200.”
Newport: “It’s just a 15 minute flight you’ll be fine I’m at 800 feet read my TAF you’re golden ^w^”
Me [suspicious]: Ooookay.
Me [20 miles north]: You’re still good?
Newport: “Ceilings 800, come on down! ^w^”
Me [15 miles north, on the approach RNAV 16]: Still good?
Newport: “Ceilings 800 :3c”
Me [8 miles north, just before the final approach fix]: One more check in because I don’t trust you >.>
Newport: “Teehee you’re so silly Kolus ceilings still 800 and visibility is improving :3c”
Me: Ooookay.
Me [passing 800’ AGL]: I don’t see anything….
Me [passing 400’ AGL]: Still in the soup
Me [approaching minimums, 300’ AGL] you sunnova….
Newport: HAHAHA FUCKER ITS 200’ NOW BITCH LMAO GOTTEM! >:D

Any advert of any “meta verse” that isn’t filled with ponies, cyborgs, taurs, and about 110% furries of various neon and pastel colors with a single normal human avatar looking extremely out of place is fake.

Thinking about how in Diskworld the populace is pretty genre-savvy. And also thinking about how in Shanghai Noon Owen Wilson is basically playing a cowboy fanboy while the rest of the cast is more or less straight.

There should be more media like that. It’s a good trope.

Thinking about a world where there’s a widely known literary history, but there are no actual surviving examples of the literature itself. All that remains is the meta-literature, the analysis and criticisms of the original texts.

But, like, all of those survived.

Aviation, bondage kink shitpost 

[Installing the chain control locks onto the plane] Oh you like that don’t you you dirty dirty plane

Vore shitpost 

The reason prey is prey is sub and pred is dom is simple:

The pred can T-pose to assert dominance, but the prey cannot because it is too tight in the stomach.

QED

Kolus :asexual_flag: awooed

Yeah I’m into NFTs

Not
Fucking
Taking any shit from employers

Lmao

Kolus :asexual_flag: awooed

Wait... The appreciation is coming from..

... INSIDE the dragon!

My first interaction with a DOOM-like game was Chex Quest, a DOOM-clone where you are a Chex person who kills slime monsters ... with a spoon I think? But like a sci-fi space electric spoon. Because slimes make Chex spoil?

re: Vorny on main again 

Kobold maid to a dragon master who thinks their master is overworking themselves and so eats them to give them a forced vacation as kobold-pudge....

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Y'all ever think about how, like ...

A bird hatches, and then goes through being completely helpess to figuring out how to be a bird all within the space of 9 months?

And then they're the Adult Birds who help the next generation figure out how to be birds???

Vorny on main again 

Role-reversal is good

Gender thoughts, sexuality and dysphoria 

Idly wondering how much of my autochorisexuality is actually body dysphoria?

"No, I don't have dysphoria, I just have the normal amount of not wanting any sex-ness happening to me but I like the idea of sexness in general this is not dysphoria clearly"

What if I was a stuffed plush magpie?

Could just sit in the corner of a bed

No bills

No work

Just be warm and cozy

Vorny on main again 

Thinking about:

Pony preds

Overwork, thoughts 

I should start keeping a log of my total duty times per day, just to keep record, like I did while working at ATP

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