gardenbot 🌻🌺🌷 @sammy@vulpine.club

Source: fantasio
https://www.deviantart.com/fantasio/art/Square-Eyes-657997466

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Hi Mastodon. I've gone a long time without making an #introduction so here's one. I'm Sammy. I'm a software developing gay robot.

I am a techy, cuddly spoonie with diabetes (type 1) and some sensory processing fuckery.

I enjoy...

Cooking, especially low-carb food, when I have the chance.

Factorio and spend way too much time playing it. I'll be posting my builds here.

Repairing things and diy projects, learning how things work, how to make them last longer, how to improve things myself, how to use new tools.

If the interviewer doesn't show up in 15 minutes, we are legally allowed to go to the next interview in the process.

I'm awake and I'm a mess

i just read the short story BLIT and this is just SCP + nazis.

but really, i imagine this is where a lot of scp writers got inspiration, with the style of scientific writing and the lethal information.

Omg, the subsection of nail polish in Target labeled "Men's Tools" in white bold sans serif on a black background was so serious-looking. Underneath were normal Nail clippers and stuff but in plain black boxes.

we support all women here. whether you're a cis woman (Confederacy of Independent Systems) or a trans woman (wants to transition her planet into the Galactic Republic)

Why are they so small?

Your first time is awkward. It gets better with proper communication. It's difficult to organize with multiple people. Every wants to do it with Matt Mercer.

Huh, so seasons are global bc they are due to the distance from the sun and not the tilt of the planet. Weird.

The entire security of a labor camp in the middle of nowhere

VS

One super-strong traitorous enby

Instead of naming the kotor sequel kotor3, they name the sequel specifically of kotor2, so the full name will be Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords 2: Return of the Sith Lords

the worst part about pockets in women's jeans is you can't reach her dick when your hand is inside the pocket

But you sometimes have words that I don't think need that, like sugar-syrup.

Reading the hainish cycle and it's interesting when Le Guin hyphenates some words because it's implied that the culture has a word for it in their language but this is a rough translation. Like kitchen-garden or land-boat or my favorite house-town-fort-farm.

I could change seats but I'm morbidly curious how many awful things they can say.

And they are talking about how scary it is being a man nowadays bc anyone can get accused of rape. Oh boy

Ugh, now they are saying transphobic things about trans women in wrestling.

The conversation took a turn to Neil Tyson's big galaxy brain but it's back to Musk's.

I got the seat next to the techbros fawning over Elon Musk's big brain.

omg, enderal is an amazing game so far

I should buy a night light, or at least a timer for my super bright bedside light.