Why is there a wall-mounted apple in my hotel room?
@robinsyl it's a doctor repellent!
@robinsyl >a day
So I guess if you let room service in they'll give you a new apple
@karina I’m afraid to eat it. Is it edible? Does it cost money? Is it poisoned and we have a sleeping beauty situation here?
@robinsyl load-bearing apple
@robinsyl clearly doctor repellent
@robinsyl a snack for tall people
@robinsyl Look around you. Maybe you can find a pen and a pineapple as well?
@robinsyl WHERE is this...
@deejvalen Hotel Hafen Hamburg
@robinsyl are you not enjoying your policy-included wall-mounted apple, ma'am?
@robinsyl Healthier than mint chocolates?
@robinsyl I don't like this
@robinsyl Ward against evil
@robinsyl the question you should be asking is why is there NOT a wall-mounted apple in any other hotel room you've been in?
@robinsyl What horrible places have you been staying that don't have wall-mounted apples?
@robinsyl That's a straight-up Indiana Jones-looking apple holder
@bgcarlisle Indiana Jones and the Apple in Room
@robinsyl "Yes I would like an unguarded apple, thank you"
@robinsyl Doctors hate apples? 🤔
@robinsyl I've seen this in a hotel room in Hamburg years ago. But the apple was green. :)
@DerMario It was the Hafen Hotel Hamburg
@robinsyl Yes, that's where I've seen it.
did tou noticed if the hotel manager was a snake?
@robinsyl wait, do you have to change out the apple daily? Because cant use the same apple for multiple days, it's against the rules
@skOsH I only stayed for a night so I didn't know what room service does with it.
@robinsyl why not?
@robinsyl take it, go to the bed, eat it, fall into a coma, wait for the prince
@burgervege but I want to be kissed by a princess
@robinsyl According to How To Drink, the "apple a day" thing was propaganda from the apple growing industry (Big Apple?) introduced at the start of alcohol Prohibition in the USA. Before that the main use for apples was in making hard cider, and with that banned, they needed to convince everybody that apples were good to eat.
@robinsyl This is amazing.
Like the Gideons but for vegans?
@robinsyl Because the banana was waaay too expensive!
@robinsyl Temptation. It's sitting in plane sight and the sense of mystery it gives off is enough to make people eat it and have to pay some ridiculous price
@robinsyl A modern temptation of Eve, except instead of a serpent you have a weird inscription that says nothing at all and instead of self awareness you just get huge bills
@robinsyl well, Shinigami <3 Apples 🤔
@robinsyl Don't waste time wondering why - just make a fortune off it just like the guy who taped a banana to a wall. Carpe diem!
@robinsyl is it washed?
@robinsyl would you rather have a ceiling-mounted apple?
Just in case you need it
@robinsyl The help were told to install a computer, and they fu__ed up.
Clearly you’re supossed to eat it.
@robinsyl is an art piece valuated in $120000 don't eat it or you'll must pay it
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