#vulpineclub meta
It is the official policy of this instance that open-face sandwiches are, indeed, sandwiches. In much the same way an antenna can be thought of as one plate on a ridiculously wide capacitor, the sole slice on an open-faced sandwich is coupled to the luminiferous aether to other breads.
The same principle applies to hot dogs, as long as they do not have ketchup, which is modeled as a short at 0 Hz.
@rey This is the most logically-sound thing I've read all week