hey, jortage users, write me some silly over-the-top testimonies


@unascribed "We were able to save ten, perhaps twelve, kilojorts per cycle in our media processing subsystem, helping us effect operating synergy year-over-year while still delivering a quality product to our stakeholders." - R. T., Chief Engineer, The Vulpine Club

@unascribed btw it's all totally true, you should see our equalization tables the next time you're at the plant!

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