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Rey (vulpish aspect) @rey

achievement unlocked: went up to a librarian and said "hi... um, the middle stall in the women's room is out of toilet paper"

i am still alive and the police have, as far as i can tell, not been called

Update: a couple hours later, same thing except different stall. The Fates are having too much fun with me.