Is excessive literalism a legitimate form of humor? Guess so, since I laughed.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2018/06/04/today-i-learned-that-iowa-is-full-of-pigs-and-ones-figure-legends-must-be-precise-and-unambiguous/
@pzmyers from Iowa, can confirm
It's like an oceanic Canada, with small islands of non-swine sprinkled amongst the hog-colored waves of hogs