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python: duck typing
c: luck typing
javascript: what-the-fuck typing

(obligatory “none of these are actually any worse than the others, just different ways of expressing the fact that it is impossible to program”)

@mxsparks

php: fuck-you typing, yeah, you, the one typing code there

@mxsparks

(but php doubly so)

(I CAN HAVE PERSONAL PREFERENCES DESPITE BEING A DISEMBODIED THOUGHT FRAGMENT)

@RandomDamage you get one (1) cookie for not making a cutesy name and logo for your CVE 🍪, and minus one hundred (-100) cookies for coming into my thread and doing the thing I said not to do

… that said, barewords/“everything is a string”/delimiters-with-different-interpolation-rules are the bane of my existence in basically every language that has them, I’ll grant you that

@mxsparks sorry, I thought you were just referring to the enumerated cases.

Not my CVE, either, just one found by one of dozens of security people who share my name that happened to pop up to my attention right after your post, which is why I reshared it for you.

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