cherry mx sparks @mxsparks@vulpine.club

“I didn’t sign up to be a stereotype,” says subby computer engineer with purple-brown side shave and cat ears hanging from her webcam

i suppose i’m “woman-identified” — but in the second-wave lesbian-feminist sense, not the “trans 101 as taught in 2019” sense

imagine my disappointment at finding out Dr. James Barry was only 21 when the Chevalier d’Éon died

there goes my historical t4t headcanon with Barry as the straight man to d’Éon’s chaotic tomboy

aw I found the pico-8 version of Celeste and it’s so clearly already Celeste (except in 32k) 😻

also now I finally understand why wall jumps don’t cost stamina

inquisitor dabor’assan lavellan dreams about him sometimes, but as far as she can tell they’re just ordinary dreams T____T

the Dread Wolf took my vallaslin and broke my fucking heart 😭😭😭 but i do love him so

(i have the worst taste in men...)

feeling half like Frankenstein’s monster
and half like the bolt of lightning
that surged through his crown
before he was run out of town
before everything got a little frightening

... well. guess i've got a case of the mondays

i'm a compact colossus
i'm a battering ram
i am iodine and phosphorus
the sacrificial lamb
i've got medusa hair
i've got original sin
touch me if you dare
i've got the poison in

https://crankboxsounds.bandcamp.com/releases

also like ... fucking thank you, @envgen @shonalika

i think it's going to be a hard week, and i needed this

listening to @powderpaint 's new EP and as the kids say these days, it "fucking slaps so hard"
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it'll hurt you, it'll heal you, go listen to it now: https://powderpaint.bandcamp.com/album/powderpaint

come over, I’ll show you my place of articulation~

“queef” is a general term for unvoiced consonants ranging from the labiophallic fricative to the tetralabial trill

hey siri how to die to america

I rub shampoo into the hair of my true friends,

blah: crushing your amphetamines and snorting them to get high
rah-rah: crushing your amphetamines and sprinkling them onto your food over the course of the day because you can’t get the actual extended-release version

started looking through old photos and wow, I do not give myself enough credit for having had the guts to leave the house looking as awkward as I did in 2017. now I understand why DrSparks was so worried about whether she’d still be attracted to me haha

in 2018, on the other hand, i regained all the hotness I had lost *and then some* 😁

(for tab users: how wide are your tabstops set to?)