for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:

- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats

good luck! 🐦

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Kinda want art but not sure how anyone could draw a flock of magpies and make it interesting. We're just, you know, magpies.

Also the tool that I used to send all those account migration DMs is at it is elegant and effective.

the trolley problem but the lever stops the trolley

we love the definition of "imaginary" that math gives us.

orthogonal to the Real, but nonetheless present.
in defiance of normal rules, but impossible to ignore.
a second dimension. an unseen aspect. an ethereal mechanism. a presence.

Also I reinvented normalization from first principles and that was a Mood.

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Spent my day scraping craigslist for rentals that meet our needs, populating a spreadsheet with data about them, and then writing a script to generate a desirability quotient

because apparently this is how I apartment search :)

Straight up gonna write a Black Person's Guide the Fedi because a lot yall faves don't like Black folks unless they're playing the obedient token.

Ha, and yall calling it diversity.

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