Lorxus, Truthfinder @lorxus@vulpine.club

you're reading that right - love levels are at 100%

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The other night I dreamed that an Affini wanted me as a pet again. I cited my "as long as I can read fanfiction and play video games" clause about being enpetted, and we immediately got bogged down with debate over precisely what video games I was allowed to play that my prospective owner approved of (due to I guess violence etc).

The dream then got distracted with other things.

thinkin about that one tiktok where a customer couldn’t figure out how to address the store clerk and determined that the gender-neutral equivalent of “sir/ma’am” was “my fellow american”

Celebrating the warm weather by being extremely bisexual

This guy is more worthy of our attention than the kid whose daddy paid for him to go to almost space.

Try never to tell someone to "Just Google it." Search engines tend to refine and curate results based on past searches, so the person being told to "Just search" will get inferior or counterfactual results. The curious or confused person asking for your help lacks your exocortex.

That said, we need to curate more of our own resources that others can safely search without running into spam, propaganda, or lies.

Telling people to "Just Google it" helps anti-vaxxers, hate groups and the like to survive and thrive.

🤮 "My fursona is a dragon because the dragon symbolizes my individualist libertarian values."

😁 "My fursona is a dragon because dragons are fucking hot."

You millenial cryptobros who never lived one day under threat of complete loss can now reflect upon your broke-ass finances.

You made quite an unregulated fuss to save yourselves from intercontinental market depletes.

This was posted as "a guy from Slovakia asks questions about US suburban neighborhoods" and the questions themselves are pretty good regardless of who wrote them, but the insecure reactions from US residents were even better

Broke: there are 8 planets

Woke: there are 9 planets

Bespoke: there are 8 planets and AT LEAST 9 dwarf planets and the fact that we’re still finding them is exciting

My little lambda calculus primer is on the HN front-page this morning.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31334617

I like how in Ashley's song in Warioware, she says "you'd better learn my name 'cause I am Ashley"

No threats. No dubious claims. The fact of her name is reason enough to learn her name. That's true witch temerity

Regarding Duke Nukem Forever leak:
Yes, it's a bit sad to realize that literally 99% of the legendary 2001 E3 trailer is just tiny pre-staged chunks, BUT it's pretty astounding to see that most of it is actually functioning. Together with the amount of levels of the actual game, my impression is that they could have absolutely polished it off and released it in 2002-2003. There's just so much in there already.