anyway, the moral is that I will never, ever not mercilessly mock dead European royalty when I see depictions of them in museums

because "be gay, do crimes" includes lese majeste

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“We are dealing with a man who died of poison two hundred years before he was born."

no YOU'RE staying up unhealthily late to get grading and math done resulting in multiple memes hybridizing into a slurry in your head

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get up, stand up
stand up for your rights
get up, stand up
borat voice my knife
get up, stand up
stand up for your rights
get up, stand up
don't email my wife

There is no recursively related notation-system which gives a name to every constructive ordinal.

- Church & Kleene

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Hey so

My one girlfriend is a young trans girl living in NC. She is facing homelessness in like two weeks-ish, if not sooner. She doesn't have any options for an income because of her depression, there are no options for housing that either of us can find. Her abusive parents are actively violent and hunting her down and the pharmacy just refused to refill her estrogen. She's running out of options and neither of us know what to do.

If you could donate or reboost it would mean so fucking much to us. Even just a little bit, whatever you can manage.

Periodic PSA: Go turn on 2-factor authentication for every single account you have that supports it. Almost all major tech companies support it, as do many banks and assorted other web sites. The risk of account hijacking drops by several orders of magnitude if you have 2-factor auth enabled.

SMS is the worst kind of 2-factor auth because customer service agents at phone companies are typically a weak link (and will reassign your number to the hijacker when they call). A physical FIDO key (YubiKey’s products, for example), the Google Authenticator app, or Authy are all better substitutes; many password managers also have 2-factor auth management.

mild infohazard? 

I think about the concept of the Dark Anthropic Zone a lot.

polycule so big it has a shipping and receiving department.

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joining a bureaucratic polycule.

filing a form to recquisition one of my boyfriends for date night


three billion devices run java

chastity kink 

you have to turn two keys before your nuclear sub can have an orgasm

without looking them up, which of the following is not a word

I always hear people ask: is being queer a product of nature or nurture? Are you born queer or do you become queer?

The answer is in fact extremely simple: whichever one makes it so we don't get eugenicized or have more of our rights taken away


[extended screaming]

[more screaming]

request for help 

A friend of mine is looking for housing in Washington State!

what if it turns out that the Great Filter was just the development of multicellular life this whole time

won't that be a funny trick to play on god

@KitRedgrave I want to give you a Favor for introducing me to the Kelly Criterion, if The Mints don't want anything.

(But our teams should both should both go in on mutually arising/shame bubble/fifth base bubble)

Joke's on you all, my profile is already witchy for October.

Have another few pictures in the theme by @foxvomit , though!

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