Kabuki Fox & Security Theater @kellerfuchs@vulpine.club

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

🇬🇧 I just received the final version of the pride portrait I commissioned from @mrcat_art, along with a bonus drawing they threw in. 💜
is even more hyped than when she was watching him draw it live.

I'm now a real commissioner, but my name ain't Gordon ;3

🇫🇷 Je viens de recevoir la version finale du portrait “gay pride” que m'a fait @mrcat_art, ainsi qu'un dessin bonus. ​
est encore plus excitée que quand elle le regardait dessiner en direct.

est maintenant une dangereuse commanditaire.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@Erin is making me the nicest toofcat sketch 💜
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/erinredfen

Twitter digs up a collection of cool lesbian kiss pictures from the 19th and 20th century...
and fail to realise it's gay 😹

“friendship kiss” my furry arse.

https://twitter.com/brockahist/status/964649725059362817

Aaaaaaaaaaaa, SatW is being adorkable again.

https://satwcomic.com/needy-dragon

I'm making some pulled beef, and hopefully it will be delicious :3

Late 19th century sculpture of a transgender nymph. A+ transition goals.

CC @banjofox

Smoll kitty,
orange eyes, scary,
eyes him slip an orange in a pocket,
pounces. Shoplifting? Nyet!

( To clarify, this is not throwing shade at people who shoplift food 'cause they can't afford it; not your fault if society fails you that much :( )

From https://twitter.com/iximeow/status/940107386387251200:
> I maek good rust

YouTube, working as intended. =^.^=

I'm pretty sure that's not how scrolling is supposed to work...

On the plus side, the 2.0 release fixed image upload for me! https://vulpine.club/media/MvQJQ1a28YXCsbqiiTw

Transcription: white fluffy dog talking

Greetings hooman
I am the good boy
my floof is sof
and my belly rubbable.

I come to tel you
you can do it!
you can do the ting!

https://vulpine.club/media/qqqPtuNLWwjPwmwNgVE

Thanks to @blackle, MSR Cambridge now has Internet!
Whooooo, I can now 💩toot from the office!
https://vulpine.club/media/naIWJiegFfaK0q2BRd4

Best Elite:Dangerous animation eveeeeeeeeer.

Flagged NSFW for potential epilepsy trigger. https://vulpine.club/media/yYbDbH1EGs79bRJ2Em8

Fox plus fox plush. :fox::purple_heart:

(Unknown author and foxie. ;_;)
https://vulpine.club/media/G9k_L3V-aXZOLtFb2tE

I kinda want Phebe Fitzsimmons' job: “Senior VP of fursuit testing and scalp massages”
Courtesy of @bizbot https://vulpine.club/media/ZG_Oa1OJ6QnYdKhsTbE

Dear Fediverse, I just painted my nails in the most gorgeous metal violet color. The picture does't really do it justice. https://vulpine.club/media/Bu_byRUYBwzJ58V51AM

Sadly, I forgot to take pictures of the noodles (no, not noodles@debian.org...), so here have a close up of some tasty grana padano!

And *bam* dinner is ready.

Post-moderm: brain-weasel made it tasty, but a bit heavy on the spice; ate it with a glass of milk =^.^=

https://vulpine.club/media/blRHyBItWhkb4HdZQq8 https://vulpine.club/media/q9htGPu5pHsnRD9h2ck

Putting back (half of) the spiced up vegies in.

Then I realized there might be vampires around, so I chopped up some garlic (tastier than crushing it) and threw it in!

https://vulpine.club/media/hnKf933gUAecQx3AWTc https://vulpine.club/media/X5zFEtqp2rqEiIpmEVY https://vulpine.club/media/6Z7uQPR3B3NwRRieiqQ

Making that hot chick strip!
(Also, reserving the rest of the chicken boobs so I can eat more tomorrow.)

Then frying it up, spicing, and random deglazing!

https://vulpine.club/media/-hwa-xcIqhg-ByYlTB0 https://vulpine.club/media/fIPolZ4AsD9De7hBP38 https://vulpine.club/media/sbOsZzzhh37up0viSsw https://vulpine.club/media/pbHH49wliAvVlReaGmQ

Random picture, but very powerful. Stirring, even.
https://vulpine.club/media/n23BcplGvurH9JSapFM