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I have seen the most gloriously darwinian invention of all time:
It's a combination bottle opener / seatbelt warning disabler.
Yes. For those jackasses who "can't" wear a seatbelt while driving and who "need" to be able to open bottles.
This is for gorram rednecks who want to drink beer while driving around without a seatbelt on.
This is a product whose only purpose is to let idiots kill themselves.
@munin Gorram right! No way the purple bliies are going to get the 'verse all for themselves.
Byen Dah Tah Muhn Dug Bay Jo Go La.
@kellerfuchs Browncoats 4 lyfe, yo. ;-)