"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"I use vim"

(shamelessly stolen from a group chat)

“I just don’t understand why repeatedly telling people that you don’t think Nazis are Nazis means you support Nazis.”

misinformation 

“Hey Doc, feeling kinda sad”

Doctor, in a low growl, “Do you long to feel the loam of the forest on your footpads?”

“yes”

Doctor, baring teeth “Do you crave the camaraderie that can only come from stalking prey as a pack?”

“YES”

“Then ask your Doctor if Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

“You are my doctor”

“Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”

If you are using Toot! or Mast on iOS please do consider leaving them positive reviews to counter-act trolls!

Pavlov: the dogs salivate when I ring a bell

Me: weird. Why?

Pavlov: they connect two unrelated events due to repeated conditioning

Me: haha stupid animals

Pavlov: the experiment took 69 days

Me: nice

dilemma 

portland pol / alt-right 

stop setting off fireworks assholes you're frightening my dogs. america isn't that cool, my dogs are cooler than america

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