gulfie 
@gulfie@vulpine.club
Birb lover and pansexual puffin. I post porn sometimes and am horny most of the time. I won't be offended if you mute me.
Bi/Pan
1/3 of the -ie name cuties club.
Note that none of my interactions should be construed as romantic. Flirty? Yes. Erotic? Often. But I do not want an actual romantic type of relationship with you. I love to flirt and even get lewd online with my friends (basically always in-character).
If you are under 18 please go away and do not talk to, follow, or engage with me in any way whatsoever. Thanks. #nobot
Joined Mar 2018
nsfw explanation of why all yoshis lay eggs
Yoshis as a species are all such submissives that eventually they couldn't find a dom, so they had to start reproducing asexually, and that's why they all lay eggs #gametheory #gaming #nintendo
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@FirstProgenitor i can't wait til grimes finally executes her long-term plan to kill musk and redistribute all his wealth
If I can't tell the difference between your HDR photo and a "Deep Fried" meme then you went too far pal
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In better news, I’m so hyped for god slayer bowser yall omggg 👀 💦
Hanging out in the hallway and beating up nerds if they don't give me their clout
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@rezzish ok but im dropping the link since you didn't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJdgErAfiRQ
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nsfw joke
The boy who cried Wolf?
I've seen enough furry porn to know that's just Fox McCloud
Mh ? Work -
I have zero patience for people at work today jesus
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Siph 
I work a lot of hours of my free time on donphan.social, and also pay for most of it with my own pocket because the support I currently get is currently not enough to cover for the server costs (though I'm very grateful for what I already have!)
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Good morning
Referencing old(?) twitter furry drama
Wow Skyrim came out in 2011, it's almost old enough to go on Twitter and tell adults what kind of furry porn they are and aren't allowed to look at
re: Meta
Sorry this was a bit inflammatory... I get that people mean well... Just so sick of seeing drama escalated in bad faith
Meta
Can y'all CW your meta shit? Not everyone loves drama as much as you.
Uspol
The people who livestreamed storming the capital are the same people who laugh at those wacky news stories on the radio about incompetent criminals
I went to a tiny little grocery store the other day and this old lady was packing my bag, she was placing cans very carefully inside it and one fell over, she scolded it with "stand up you coward!" and I laughed way too hard
New mastodon feature where you can upload your fursona's noise and people can click on your avatar to hear it
Birb lover and pansexual puffin. I post porn sometimes and am horny most of the time. I won't be offended if you mute me.
Bi/Pan
1/3 of the -ie name cuties club.
Note that none of my interactions should be construed as romantic. Flirty? Yes. Erotic? Often. But I do not want an actual romantic type of relationship with you. I love to flirt and even get lewd online with my friends (basically always in-character).
If you are under 18 please go away and do not talk to, follow, or engage with me in any way whatsoever. Thanks. #nobot
Joined Mar 2018
