gulfie 
@gulfie@vulpine.club
Birb lover and pansexual puffin. I post porn sometimes and am horny most of the time. I won't be offended if you mute me.
Bi/Pan
1/3 of the -ie name cuties club.
Note that none of my interactions should be construed as romantic. Flirty? Yes. Erotic? Often. But I do not want an actual romantic type of relationship with you. I love to flirt and even get lewd online with my friends ("in-character").
If you are under 18 please go away and do not talk to, follow, or engage with me in any way whatsoever. Thanks. #nobot
Joined Mar 2018
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I'm available to work on more commissions like these! If you want a pool toy version of a character modelled and rendered like this, let me know! Starts at $20 if they mostly fit the blank model below and go up from there. (Open to anthro, different poses, props, handles, valves, animation, even nsfw stuff, just DM me)
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long overdue refsheet cleanup/update with less frightening hands.
re: Work, caps
We literally JUST STARTED writing unit tests, OUTSIDE OF THE SPRINT MIND YOU, BECAUSE MGMT WILL NOT PRIORITIZE TESTING OUR FUCKING CODE, and the person who got hired that I tasked with writing them, THIS MORNING, got reassigned to another project THIS AFTERNOON, how the fuck is anyone surprised our code barely works??? We rewrote almost all of it in a month.
Work
Honestly the project I'm working on is embarrassing from a design perspective, but only because we have zero time to get shit working and the requirements change so much
It's not so much "if I knew what I know now, I would have designed it differently", more like "that's how I did it at the time because the requirements were so different"
Love this little code comment I made:
// how would you render a line with 0 or 1 points? Answer: you wouldnt.
gulfie
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Iβm going to play #Valorant with @Mattie whoβs gonna stream it over on https://www.twitch.tv/macii
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A gift #CoatiMonday! Ardarius, on SpinDizzy muck, commissioned vk/vankorsk to show me shy about something. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40967172/ I'm usually not actually a balloon, but it makes a great impression on people when I am.
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fsf
Confirmed: the FSF's sole purpose is to serve as RMS's amplifier.
https://www.fsf.org/news/statement-of-fsf-board-on-election-of-richard-stallman
Taken as is, this is a complete slap to anyone who directed the FSF in RMS's absence. If the organization is so rudderless as to be cast adrift without one man then the bus-factor of that organization is too great for long-term survival.
The FSF needs to consider what their mission is, because right now their mission is in jeopardy and the folks willing to carry water for the FSF are vanishing.
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Aaaaa my friend Eclair (@flat_pumpkin on Insta) drew this for me as a surprise! Aaaa look sheβs so fucking rad ππ
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re: Gaming
There's like a zillion items and there's crafting and building and npcs and none of it means anything just click at the people and you win
Gaming
Lmfao my first time playing fortnite
10 kills and I literally won
You just... Point at the other players and click
I want to uninstall visual studio but it is making me update it first
This is a new one
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@kat Put in a support ticket for something in World of Warcraft.
She got an interesting response.
https://youtu.be/J5ENHxYHZms
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techbro nonsense
every fucking time i open birdsite there are ads like
β¨ We're entering the new age of the Web π
The Big Data π½ will be stored in the containerized cloud using limitless blockchain technologies sponsored by our web-speed cyberspace π» entrepreneurs πΈ
Build π¨ your agile progressive webapps π² on the blockchain! #ETH #BTC #decentralized #NFT
Having my profiles found by the Audubon Society and getting banned for life
"can Gulfie fly" is forbidden knowledge
Game companies are like "games need to be $70 because gamers demand such high quality assets and so much more high-detail content" when fortnite is the most popular game in the world and looks like a game from 2007
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asking for money help, boosts needed 
hello!!!
i need $35 for my phone bill that's coming up, $50-ish for groceries, $80 for medical weed, and an unknown amount to pick up my anti-psychotic and anti-depressant in a few days (first time getting them with the new insurance)
i didn't get the second or third stimulus, and i'm pretty sure it's because my abusive parents claimed me as a dependent to steal it. tried explaining the whole situation here but went over the character limit, the tl;dr is i'm waiting to get my W-2 from my abusive ex-boss who refuses to give it to me
i've been trying to find a job video editing or something, i can't work anywhere facing the public because i have asthma and if i catch covid i'll die excruciatingly
paypal: https://paypal.me/v33b33
cashapp: https://cash.app/$vantablack420
venmo: https://venmo.com/vantablack420
thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! 
Birb lover and pansexual puffin. I post porn sometimes and am horny most of the time. I won't be offended if you mute me.
Bi/Pan
1/3 of the -ie name cuties club.
Note that none of my interactions should be construed as romantic. Flirty? Yes. Erotic? Often. But I do not want an actual romantic type of relationship with you. I love to flirt and even get lewd online with my friends ("in-character").
If you are under 18 please go away and do not talk to, follow, or engage with me in any way whatsoever. Thanks. #nobot
Joined Mar 2018
