gulfie 
@gulfie@vulpine.club
Birb lover and pansexual puffin. I post porn sometimes and am horny most of the time. Muting/blocking is free.
Bi/Pan
1/3 of the -ie name cuties club.
Note that none of my interactions should be construed as romantic. Flirty? Yes. Erotic? Often. But I do not want an a romantic-type relationship with you. I love to flirt and even get lewd online with my friends sometimes.
If you are under 18 please go away and do not talk to, follow, or engage with me in any way whatsoever. Thanks. #nobot
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Joined Mar 2018
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I'm available to work on more commissions like these! If you want a pool toy version of a character modelled and rendered like this, let me know! Starts at $20 if they mostly fit the blank model below and go up from there. (Open to anthro, different poses, props, handles, valves, animation, even nsfw stuff, just DM me)
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long overdue refsheet cleanup/update with less frightening hands.
gulfie
awooed
Lewd shitpost
So do you think the fruit stripe gum zebra "Yipes" finishes as quickly as the gum does?
#lifeprotips if someone does a ych auction and you really like it but can't afford it, just download the auction image and drop an old headshot commission on top of it in mspaint
Many many people have asked and the answer is no, https://cloacaclub.com will not be applying to be a Mastodon platinum sponsor
gulfie
awooed
Lewd shitpost
So do you think the fruit stripe gum zebra "Yipes" finishes as quickly as the gum does?
gulfie
awooed
How much Gargron is probably making
By numbers, Gargron is getting...
* 683 patrons giving him $7,164 per month.
* From data from joinmastodon.org, $11,200 in sponsors ($300 to have logo on front page * 30 = $9,000/mo + $100 to have logo on sponsor page + 22 logos not appearing on the front page)
* Likely more than above due to not knowing exactly how much sponsors are giving him, but given there are casinos sponsoring him, the number is likely much higher.
* Likely other ad-hoc donations from elsewhere
But based on public info he is getting $18,364 *per month* *AT THE MINIMUM*
And people just think this is a totally normal thing for an "open source" project?
Software authors need to make a living. He is doing far more than that. He is making $220k a year from this.
He can go fuck himself.
Not that streaming service originals are always terrible but like, this is made by the company that also owns, you know, Cartoon Network, you'd think they would want to air it
Honestly I can't believe Jellystone isn't airing on actual television wtf it's so good how did this get demoted to "streaming service original"
gulfie
awooed
Fun linguistic facts: the old french word for fox was "goupil". The "Reynard the Fox" books were SUCH a hit in France that people started using "reynard" to refer to foxes, since it was usually believed that saying the actual fox noun would bring bad luck; this became to be the modern french word for fox: renard.
Imagine if the best selling book after the bible was Beastars and over the course of centuries people gradually forgot the word "wolf" and said "legoshi" instead
gulfie
awooed
jellystone!
genuinely cant get over how choo choo's default appearance is just
this
gulfie
awooed
Hey what the dog doin up there
Complex scene for @localwerewolf !! Thanks sm<3
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gulfie
awooed
I feel like there's a lot of context one can lose by playing something on MAME without knowing what it is. Like I played some terrible plug-n-play compilation and then researched it and found out the "console" looks like this:
Food
Why do they sell brown eggs at the grocery store for 50% more than the white eggs? I am pretty sure there's no difference other than the brown eggs are brown...
Food
I got some pansexual ice cream (Superman ice cream)
re: Meta
Ok I re-watched this and apparently this is never said lol
The only difference mentioned between instances is moderation
I guess that should have been telling lol
Meta
Hey remember that What Is Mastodon video with the cute elephants in it, hanging out on different planets? And it was like "oh you can pick an instance based on your interests"? Ignore that. It's just Twitter now
Gulfie Reborn
Birb lover and pansexual puffin. I post porn sometimes and am horny most of the time. Muting/blocking is free.
Bi/Pan
1/3 of the -ie name cuties club.
Note that none of my interactions should be construed as romantic. Flirty? Yes. Erotic? Often. But I do not want an a romantic-type relationship with you. I love to flirt and even get lewd online with my friends sometimes.
If you are under 18 please go away and do not talk to, follow, or engage with me in any way whatsoever. Thanks. #nobot
Avatar by @TalonTide
Joined Mar 2018
