So I was just sitting on my couch waiting for the pasta water to boil, just scrolling through Twitter. Thought it was taking an awfully long time, so I walk over to the kitchen.

I hadn’t even taken the pot out of the dishwasher.

I meant to put on the pasta water, then something must have distracted me and my brain went “ok you’ve put on the pasta water now do something while you wait”.

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In a similar vein, the other day I picked up a bag of crisps, opened it, then my brain did a hard reset, came back up and went "oh I have a bag of crisp in my hands, must be because I meant to throw it away" and I just yeeted (yote?) the full bag of crisps into the bin.

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