(don't tell me to remember to keep a proper cloth and fluid handy, or to do a nightly cleaning manually. I can't, that's the point.)
*transatlantic accent* yes operator? get me klondike 420 69. *rings* hello, we've been trying to reach you about your horse's extended warranty
are phones still a thing? why?
I wish I could be a dead snake. not sold on the being eaten part, but hey as long as I'm dead
otoh, garter snakes are essentially harmless, and it wasn't doing anything wrong and had every right to be where it was, so maybe it would've been very american to step on it 🤔
called and closed the account. it was a surprisingly easy process, no trying to keep me or anything like utility companies inexplicably do when you move. so, well done charles schwab?
Edward Snowden was supposed to talk at this "private investment club" scam conference, and he dropped the mic on the host for having a past Ponzi scheme
(apparently the word metronym is actually an alternative form of matronym, meaning the name of ones mother)
My name is Else. As in if.
Vulgar but vulnerable vulpine. They/them. N.B.: Enby. Stealing the rainbow from god.
The Vulpine Club is a friendly and welcoming community of foxes and their associates, friends, and fans! =^^=