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oui, le corvette de chevrolet, d'accord

wait no accord is honda

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making motorbros mad by insisting chevrolet is a french car brand

mh ed 

haha whoops posted too much mental illness on main twitter and now my mom is worried good thing I can't conceptualize the existence of anything or anyone outside of this room πŸ™ƒ

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mh ed 

it's time for "dinner" but I'm hard dissociating lol JOKES ON YOU BRAIN FOOD DOESNT EXIST HAHA

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ed 

oh, you want me to eat "lunch"? now you're just making up words

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ed 

okay I literally ate breakfast today, brain. you told me I just needed to eat food occasionally and you'd be able to focus, brain. why are you not focusing. you're a liar, brain. a liar.

I'm at the pizza hut
I'm at the public school
I'm at the combination pizza hut and public school

internet is wild in 2020. every website has at least 4 out of a covid announcement banner, a "consent" banner, a "stories" feature, a hero image, and ads. there have been rumors of websites with actual content beneath all that, but they are as yet unconfirmed

still thinking about that guy i overheard waiting for a streetcar in Toronto, talking film crew stuff, using at least two "eh"s in every sentence, which I had always assumed was an exaggerated stereotype. it was a very Canada moment

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I want a house, and a cat, and to make cool things for the cat like tunnels and catwalks and such like you see on tiktok, and I don't know which of these things is the most unlikely

me: this thing you sold me is forged!

blacksmith: i mean yeah that's the idea

expired id, but in the freudian sense

food πŸ€” 

chocolate milk? no, this is cocoa puff broth

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food πŸ€” 

is cereal with milk a soup?

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food πŸ€” 

technically, popcorn is a cereal, and therefore an entirely appropriate breakfast food

I wish spreadsheet software let you have multiple sheets in one view. I always end up with several distinct tables on each sheet so I can see them all at once, which then have to be shuffled around if I add columns or rows to one of them and then formatting and formulas get all wonky

I never did figure out why it made a chirp on literally every keypress. iirc it had a mechanical keyboard, so it's not like it was lacking auditory typing feedback

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kinda wish i had stolen the old serial terminal from my dad's office when I helped move them to a windows system in college. I could hook it up to my raspberry pi, which probably has more power than the server it was meant for

I think we've reached a point where the economy and the stock market aren't just not the same, but exact opposites. the stock market being up means rich people are feeling good about how much theyll be able to pillage from workers, which means the economy is worse for most people

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