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a show about how hot it is in new mexico just absurdly hot and this frat bro just hates how hot it is

is called baking brad

body horror, birbsite post 

how do we not have ancient myths about unripe pomegranates eating people. this is a literal actual demon.

yknow now that i think about it, i have had *way* fewer nightmares about losing the ability to speak since I learned what being non-verbal is, that I sometimes am, and found ways to deal with it

Else awooed

the most incredible thing about this, too me, isn't the lack of self-awareness or the 'deepthroat a boot' clause, but the phenomenal absence of insight in 'don't harm the rest'. like can't believe noöne else in history has thought of that my guy. 'just don't do things that are bad'. brilliant

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imo nobody should be giving any kind of hiring interview without getting explicit training in how to do so equitably. I've been at this company for almost 6 years now, and participating in interviews for most of that, and still have not been given any training on how to do so

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Does tech masto have any good resources for giving technical interviews? I have to do one tomorrow, and I never really know what I should ask or have the candidate do, and even less how to do so equitably

the moment I realized "correctness" in english was just made up judginess was when I heard a british comedian whining about americans dropping the h in herb, as if brits don't drop h in loads of words

I just realized how impenetrable cockney slang, with all it's obtuse references and connections and rhymes, happened.

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alcohol shitpost 

mikes chad lemonade

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alcohol shitpost 

the correct adjective for when a beverage contains alcohol (as opposed to "virgin") is chad

caps 

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drugs, needles 

the subtitles are leaving out the swear words for some reason, but they saw fit to specify that the snoring here was heroin-induced

nobody:

19th century inventor of the miniature railway Moses Gerrish Farmer: you know you can save lots of money on cravats by just growing one out of hair

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19th century facial hair was just on an entirely different level. dude brings new meaning to the term neckbeard. men, what is stopping you from looking like this

is the filename extension for whitespace source files ". "?

triggers, self-harm, mh hosp 

tried playing Control again and I made it farther but yep nope I cannot play this game 🙃

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lewd technology 

cronjob somehow sounds like a sexual thing

Else awooed
Else awooed

@else At least it serves as a warning to the militant and fascistic culture that tech bros force on everyone that tries to use their technology.

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