Poly power move to pull at work: Instead of choosing only one partner to ever talk about, or using phrases such as "my other partner," simply refer to all of your partners as "My partner" and allow your coworkers to either figure out that you're talking about multiple people or believe you are dating one big Super Partner about whom many contradictory statements are true simultaneously
(RT @glowingskull from when I posted this on birbsite last year)
Chapter 7 § A ¶ 4(iii): the return of the function described in 7(A)(4) shall be in the form of a string.
Chapter 7 § A ¶ 4(iv): in the event that the algorithm described in subparagraph iii does not run to completion, the return shall be the empty string.
Chapter 7 § A ¶ 4(v):
My name is Else. As in if.
Vulgar but vulnerable vulpine. They/them. N.B.: Enby. Stealing the rainbow from god.