bad food joke
personally I only eat them for the frosting. you know, the pop tarts' top parts
look it's 4 in the morning and I can't get back to sleep, y'all're just gonna have to suffer a bit
it's "living the dream" but shorter and less sarcastic. or at least I read it as less sarcastic; neurotypicals would probably read into it like they do
sui
guess who found the limit to the unlimited time off policy and now has to get documentation from their doctor about it 👍😎👍
My name is Else. As in if.
Vulgar but vulnerable vulpine. They/them. N.B.: Enby. Stealing the rainbow from god.