Else @else@vulpine.club

I wanna be possessed

what's the opposite of an exorcism? endorcism?

cidernetics

cidercrime

ciderspace

wait hang on. "northern california where the girls are warm"? um, steve? are the girls not warm where you're from, steve?

changing every instance of "Rock'n" in the 1976 Steve Miller Band hit "Rock'n Me" with "fuck'n"

I wonder which is larger: the number of words in the english language or the number of spelling rules in the english language

crab calvary. cralbvary.

not even that he looked and decided other issues were more important. he just... didn't look. never even wondered. it's not even that my rights aren't a priority for his vote, but that they don't even factor in. I know there are way worse parents out there, who are much more malicious, but it still hurts

the more I think about this, the worse it gets. I came out as bi my freshman year in college. he has had an entire decade of knowing he has a queer kid, yet he still didn't think to find out if this republican somehow had a decent record on protecting my rights before voting

just looked it up and yup, that assemblyman did indeed vote against new york's gender expression non discrimination act 🙃🙃🙃

still better than that time I asked a train "do you come here often?" and it just handed me a timetable

*sliding up next to a train at the bar* hey baby, how about you and me go to the hump yard 👉😏👉

I wish I could be surprised by it

my dad mentioned over dinner that he voted for a republican for state assembly. because "he likes farmers". the look on his face when I said "but does he like ME?" was of shock and horror. like he clearly had never considered that.

finding a way to apply artificial intelligence to class struggle purely to confuse people about the meaning of "ML"

yever feel your body flinch in response to an unexpected noise before you actually hear the noise? like i'm sure it's just that conscious recognition takes longer than reflex, but it still feels weird