love when i run a test suite and the temperature of the room i'm in increases perceptibly

it's like that story about the zero-g space pen, but actually true

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it amuses me that both twitter and mastodon were faced with deciding where to center cropped previews of images. twitter spent undoubtedly countless programmer hours on some ai nonsense that supposedly knows where the most important part is

mastodon just lets you pick the spot

putting window air conditioners in was substantially easier back when I was on T lol

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cursed coding style: if a function's first argument is another function, its name must be an adverb -- map is now "separately," reduce is now "jointly," etc.

food/weight - vent 

doesn't help that i can barely eat anymore, so there's a decent chance anything i order won't fit by the time it actually gets here and out of quarantine

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- vent 

clothes shopping gives me awful dysphoria, decision fatigue, all of it, on a good day. but idk how i'd be able to deal with hot weather if i have nothing to wear but jeans. and it's all just a reminder that I'm never going home, never getting more surgeries, just stuck, and i'm really spiraling over it

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who has two thumbs and is headed for a meltdown?

👍🙃👍 me

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had to have high high hopes for a livin
ask to leash my dog and I’ll have you thrown in prison

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I’ve just learned about Diphylleia grayi, otherwise known as Skeleton Flower as its flowers turn translucent when they’re rained on

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First openly Polyam president asking the press to please stop calling her girlfriend the second lady.

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it's a problem that it's gonna be almost 90 (30C) here today and I do not have any legwear but jeans with me. also I have not had anywhere near the energy to shave my legs the past couple months. also I'm just generally uncomfortable with my legs being uncovered?

I keep finding ants crawling around on my laptop. like, it's not that kind of apple, buggo

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forcefem kink shitpost 

boost this post if you’re a victim of the leftist plan to turn red-blooded american men into effeminate cocksucking girls... and you’re PROUD of it

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he serialized himself via pickle. most insecure shit i’ve ever seen

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gonna open an italian seasonings shop called Portlando Oregano

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RT @oysterFAKE@twitter.com

The extremely brief moment that arrived in 1993 of having printers built into (gorgeous) laptops is not fetishized enough.

(ThinkPad 555BJ/Canon Notejet)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/oysterFAKE/status/

I can actually still hear it faintly, just my tinnitus is louder

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ahhh, earplugs. for when you want to stop being annoyed by actual sound and instead be annoyed by your tinnitus

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