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people with power trust anyone who can make a good powerpoint because the way you get power is to make good enough powerpoints that people who are convinced by good powerpoints decide to promote you. it doesn't matter what's actually in the powerpoints, just that the powerpoints hit the balance between dull enough to keep anyone from paying enough attention to spot any flaws, and flashy enough to make it seem like it would be embarrassing to point out any of those flaws should someone spot them. if someone does point out that your powerpoint is pointless, just say we'll table that for now and circle back later when you have more bandwidth

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here at MBA Inc, we pride ourselves on being able to communicate effectively. that's why people in every field know exactly what a management consultant does and why it's important!

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our business consulting firm is very prestigious! all kinds of big powerful companies hire us for things. mostly ones with high-ranking officials who used to work for us! you just can't beat the prestige of our consultants, the finest 20-somethings with college degrees hot off the press with weeks of extensive experience ranging from business consulting to management consulting to business management consulting to even consulting management business!

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