@else They fall from the sky and collect in rivers and lakes, then drain into the ocean.
@else remember that video about the "salmon cannon"?
@else Late at night, while mortals sleep, the unfishermen come.
@else they dig their way in
ascii art re: wrong fish answers
@else all water molecules are < shaped, so when you get enough of them in the same place, some of them are going to end up being
<>< <><
<><<
@else birds are bullies and kicked them out of the air
misinfo
@else Spontaneous particle-pair generation
That's also where birds come from; they're anti-fish particles
@else The lakes make fish for the bears, because they love them and want them to be happy. |3
@else failed teleportation rolls
@else Rain actually carries fish eggs that evaporate in the oceans. It's the part of the water cycle they don't tell you about.
@else Volcanoes blow them out of the ocean and across the sky.
@else
Ducks' life cycles are more complicated than we thought.
@else it's a lot like spontaneous combustion, except fish instead of flames