Else @else@vulpine.club

the difference between getting off of trains and getting off on trains

Getting an "I do not yiff trains" t-shirt to go trainspotting in

omg I just realized also sounds like the Doppler effect. My new fursona is a train that goes awoo

We should rename w to something with one syllable it's a shit letter there's no reason it should get three times as many syllables

me if I won the lottery in 2012: oh man I'm gonna get so many video games

me if I won the lottery in 2022: oh man I'm gonna get so many healthcares

using my lottery winnings to acquire the most fantastic luxury I can imagine: homeownership

it's weird how perception can change. I used to see lawns as pleasant and now they just look so creepy to me

a weird thing about my family stopping going to church while I was still in sunday school is that christianity was never really, like, explained to me. I had basically never been to a full non-holiday service. I have vague idea of jesusy values as taught to kids, but for everything else I'm relying on media depictions until I research it myself

I had never heard of godparents who weren't fairies as a kid, so I had no idea they weren't actually believed to be magical and not just like your aunt who knows stuff about how to be

Thomas, son of Jeffer

according to wikipedia mta said it was going to do something about the confederate flag tiles in the times square station, and put stickers over them, but I could swear I saw it still there recently

I saw someone talking about "calarts style animation" a while back and now I can't unsee it

at what scale does a mutiny become a coup d'etat

judging a congregation by whether its place of worship has a bathroom open to the general public

got a big case of the sads today 😞

nobody else would've been stupid enough to fund another expedition like that for centuries

imagine how the columbus story would be told if he hadn't happened upon land. like yeah one time this guy got the circumference of the world *way* wrong, sailed off west into empty ocean and, best case, the crew mutinied and a few made it back alive

twitter's button to share by tweet being posting the link rather than by retweeting the author/publisher's tweet (assuming they posted one) feels somehow dishonest or rude to me, if I don't have a comment on it? like I'm speaking someone else's words in my voice?

I want a quiz show where everyone has access to the internet. questions that nobody would already know but are available online if you know how to search, and we get to see everyone's screen