Else @else@vulpine.club
My name is Else. As in if.
Vulgar but vulnerable vulpine. They/them. N.B.: Enby. Stealing the rainbow from god.
Joined Nov 2018
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Getting an "I do not yiff trains" t-shirt to go trainspotting in
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omg I just realized 
also sounds like the Doppler effect. My new fursona is a train that goes awoo
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We should rename w to something with one syllable it's a shit letter there's no reason it should get three times as many syllables
blood, covid, ed
is there a safe way to donate blood rn? like, I know there's a shortage, so I'd like to, but if it requires being inside with people idk how to weigh those risks. I mean, totally possible that my food issues mean I shouldn't, but my blood tests came back fine, and idk maybe if I knew it was to enable giving blood I could push a little harder on eating
sui
only thing really stopping me from failing again is making myself say I have to make it through 2020. have to be able to say I made it through, and it's only six more weeks. once the ball drops (or doesn't, they better not be doing that this year), I'm out
sui
of all the things i've failed to do in my life, the one i regret the most is not finishing the job when i had a chance
transphobia, twitter
love too have my pronouns weaponized against me
sui, twitter
I know better than to engage with people on twitter. but I did, and turned a minor suicide trigger into a big one. so that's fun.
ph/ed
an email from the doctor's office, with the subject "New message from". that's it, there's no name. the body does not contain a message, or a link to where to go to read it. I suppose the stock covid stuff could be the message? But it feels like a "your doctor had comments on your lab results that you can read in the patient portal" email. There are no new messages in the portal.
Else
awooed
called academy sports again to ask if underarmour or whoever has invented athletic fetish gear for track enthusiasts yet. they told me they're gonna hunt me down and crush my cell phone under the manager's hummer if i ask them one more time about running gags
ph/ed
can't wait to see how my eating problems react to this information. am I going to further restrict myself because bad brain think bad number mean all food bad, or am I going to swing back the other way and eat with abandon again? nobody knows!
ph/ed
how the heck is my cholesterol high when I haven't been eating anything?
Else
awooed
the words are now just the names of the punctuation. you might type out lol on your keyboard, if it's old, but now most keyboards just have a lol key, like they do for period and comma
Else
awooed
TTS engines start using words like "lol" and "uwu" to inflect tone, not read literally
more words to convey more types of tone develop
ligatures develop to abbreviate these words
Unicode codepoints are added for these ligatures
the ligatures are now a markup language for tone
thus begins the unlikely story of how a city in massachusetts came to have a name that is just a single punctuation mark
ladsbian
charizard pay
is that anything?
Drugs, bad joke
I have apparently made this joke on here before,,, several times
Else
awooed
Drugs, bad joke
I heard acid was fun but it's just making my mouth and stomach hurt? I drank the whole bottle, is that not enough?
dysfiveia
Else
awooed
Else
awooed
My name is Else. As in if.
Vulgar but vulnerable vulpine. They/them. N.B.: Enby. Stealing the rainbow from god.
Joined Nov 2018
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