Else πΉπ¦ @else@vulpine.club
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- @else
My name is Else. As in if.
Vulgar but vulnerable vulpine. They/them. N.B.: Enby. Stealing the rainbow from god.
Joined Nov 2018
Get it? Micotoxin? Ugh, y'all're uncultured
Is this lewd?
Introducing my new radio shock jock persona, Mike O'Toxin,
More like New York Shitty amirite?
Else πΉπ¦
awooed
catgirl: doc, i can't fall asleep most nights, my brain won't shut off even though it's dark and i'm tired
catgirl: i think i have insomnyaaγ
vet: adorable
catgirl: hey asshole this is actually a major quality of life issue for me
vet: say it again!
catgirl: ugggghhhh
catgirl: fine
catgirl: insomnyaaγ
vet: π
vet: ok let's start with a trial pack of Nyaambien to see how you tolerate it
catgirl: i hate that you're the only vet around here that takes my job's nyaansurance
Else πΉπ¦
awooed
ahh this gives me life
src
https://twitter.com/kuurakuu_/status/1174328324878766081
nearly everything having tails but humans is one of this reality's cruelest twists πΏ
Else πΉπ¦
awooed
gee it's swell to finally yeet her other friends
Else πΉπ¦
awooed
It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
Else πΉπ¦
awooed
πΆ She's an ENIAC, ENIAC on the floor πΆ
π΅ And she's Turing like she's never Tur-ed before π΅
I just read the word "broadcast" as a portmanteau of bro and podcast and I think I should probably go back to bed
Else πΉπ¦
awooed
I guess I'm ace-adjacent, or adj-ace-nt, send toot
Else πΉπ¦
awooed
it's called sip because it makes your computer sip data over the network and it's called a softphone because it's squishy
Does it count as being ace if you aren't very interested in sex but you sometimes get sexual pleasure from the right kind of cuddling?
vore, birbsite, family
πΆ She's an ENIAC, ENIAC on the floor πΆ
π΅ And she's Turing like she's never Tur-ed before π΅
- Pronouns
- they/them
- Birdsite
- https://twitter.com/lcdpowell
- Webbedsite
- https://embolalia.com
- Witchy Mastodon
- @else
My name is Else. As in if.
Vulgar but vulnerable vulpine. They/them. N.B.: Enby. Stealing the rainbow from god.
Joined Nov 2018
