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the difference between getting off of trains and getting off on trains

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Getting an "I do not yiff trains" t-shirt to go trainspotting in

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omg I just realized :awoo: also sounds like the Doppler effect. My new fursona is a train that goes awoo

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We should rename w to something with one syllable it's a shit letter there's no reason it should get three times as many syllables

proof: compare the number of technology connections videos about hd dvd (0, afaik) to the number about betamax or laserdisc

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like, no movie set 20 years ago is gonna have a line "oh yeah I have that on hd dvd" just to set time. maybe as a joke (like "I have that on my zune") but not as just a way to establish that it's the 2000s

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being the betamax in a format war is better than being the hd-dvd. at least people remember betamax existed

food, harassment 

boston cream pie (sexual)

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food, harassment 

tried to eat a donut while walking, wound up with boston cream on my boob. couple blocks later a guy asked me if he could taste it 🤢

the existence of warheads and warchests implies the existence of warnecks

family - 

the real answer is probably "disown him already" (the tenant is my brother), since I was somewhat surprised I didn't have to when I transitioned anyway, but 🤷

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food 

this box of crackers says it has 0g per serving of added sugars, which it says is 1% of the daily value. the third ingredient is sugar.

I know what it means by all this but like

two lapd cops tried to arrest someone IN FRANCE, because he'd bumped into the assistant chief's wife, who jumped to the (wrong) conclusion that he'd stolen her phone

vice.com/en/article/7kbbng/lap

I know I shouldn't let people live in my head rent free but how do I evict them

the difference between something being "all but gone" and it being "anything but gone"

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vanilla, chocolate, and coffee ice cream are all bean flavored, but only vanilla sometimes has visible palpable bean bits

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the difference between vanilla flavored ice cream and bean flavored ice cream

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the difference between taking a fish out of water and pushing a land animal under water

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bad lewd joke 

yeast infection? no I said I want to be bread

idk, were people still on the fence about ass burger nazi doctors in '98? I thought there was consensus that they were evil longer ago than that but I was 7 so 🤷

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like not all cardassians, sure, but a cardassian who was on bajor during the occupation? yeah probably a nazi, so maybe pick literally anyone else

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I know it's the show Making a Point, but this is way too much hand wringing around listening to a nazi doctor

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update: my armpit hurts. I assume because of the vaccine? I've had an arm hurt from a vaccine before, that's expected, but never an arm *pit*

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Else awooed

Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare. - Audre Lorde

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