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Getting an "I do not yiff trains" t-shirt to go trainspotting in

omg I just realized also sounds like the Doppler effect. My new fursona is a train that goes awoo

We should rename w to something with one syllable it's a shit letter there's no reason it should get three times as many syllables

nobody has ever needed a union as much as henchfolk. a goonion, if you will

hippocrates: this guy is an awful slaver idk if I should save him

kassandra: what if I free his slaves, killing half a dozen of his goons in the process. then you can heal him without hurting anyone else

hippocrates: I see no problem with this plan

tiktok just showed me an ad that started out "do you love to talk?" and uh I think the algomorithm is broken

pronouncing multimeter like altimeter

this fox helps tho

woke up this morning brain went straight to "how does my former pediatrician mom still think she did good not seeking treatment for her three kids all of whom have adhd" so that's fun

windows is the worst linux distro

Trying to make windows into a comfortable environment for daily use, let alone coding, is reminding me why I'd previously only used it for gaming

The settings all feel disorganized, because on top of having a separate window for an arbitrary subset of the available settings, the "clean" settings UI has no borders between groups of settings, and tons of empty space between each setting, so everything is just sorta floating

Is there really no better way to map caps lock to escape in windows than editing the registry? Also why does it feel like they slapped together a horribly contemporary UI for very basic settings, and everything else is in separate boxes that look exactly like they did in 1995

joe biden made me not excited for a politician who likes trains and I will never forgive him for that

also I only noticed "for not to be confused with, see" as I was writing the alt text

obviously "singular" is not the right word here, but what would the right word be? or is reese's actually the plural of reese'?

a message shows up on my screen saying "you need to be anonymous". it means "to continue this mission you cannot have a feral hog chasing you"

when you meet hippocrates he's all like "this idea that illness is sent by the gods for some imagined wrongdoing is bad and doesn't help people and people who believe it are stuck in the past" but it's now 2400 years later and people still believe it

don't ask me how long it took to realize (since I did not read the book and only heard the name in an episode of wishbone) that the tom sawyer character was not named "engine joe", and that the word was not a reference to him being mechanically inclined or whatever

(there's no relation between eli whitney and pratt and whitney. I looked it up.)

a thing I somehow only learned recently is that the "gin" in "cotton gin" is short for "engine". it's a cotton engine. cott engine. that's a horrible pun, eli whitney, you prat

wait is *this* where people get the idea that ohio isn't the midwest? cuz it doesn't have prairie?