Else @else@vulpine.club

the difference between getting off of trains and getting off on trains

Getting an "I do not yiff trains" t-shirt to go trainspotting in

omg I just realized also sounds like the Doppler effect. My new fursona is a train that goes awoo

We should rename w to something with one syllable it's a shit letter there's no reason it should get three times as many syllables

burlington northern santa they

is it still a headset if it isn't on your head? but it's not in your hand so it's not a handset either. chestset?

starfleet combadge bluetooth headset

I wonder how much of "this bill is over 9000 pages long!" is just because lawyers use more boilerplate than a freshman CS student's java program

maybe it's just the overall dreariness of picard compared to all the rest of trek. it's weird, because it's like 80% callbacks so far, but none of the tone or style is at all similar

Picard's Picard doesn't feel like Picard

apparently the reboot movies are important to picard? I did see the 2009 one in the theater (technically my first trek) but I remember little of it, and unfortunately it seems to have disappeared from paramount plus

and with a last-minute holodeck episode, I've reached the end of enterprise. I enjoyed Shran, Hoshi, and Phlox.

memory alpha says she was going to live if enterprise had gotten a fifth season. cancel culture strikes again

this entire person was created I think purely as a plot device to get tpol and trip on mars so the villain can monologue at them?

why is nobody calling out that the baby that's supposedly evidence of the alien corruption of human ~purity~ is literally a clone made by the people using it as a prop. like not even within the human supremacist organization. a hologram would've been easier for the same validity

name one species of Canidae that isn't cute I'll wait.

for thousands of years, not a single human being had ever had to do a quarterly performance review

I think I might have just talked myself into a special interest in bricks send help

getting into brick collecting cuz you want exposed brick in your apartment, but you rent

why do most vulcans (that we see) have pink skin if their blood is green? shouldn't they have pale green skin?

ofc the real unbelievable part is that Florida will exist at all in 140 years

it bothers me how inconsistent enterprise is about what the xindi weapon hit. panama city, fl is in the panhandle, and it's also said to have destroyed parts of venezuela. but it was shown cutting a straight line south from orlando, nowhere near Panama city and tracking more toward toward colombia

why are two thirds of the words on this building "city"