Else 🌹🦊 @else@vulpine.club

I had trainsgender lapel pins made a while ago. They're on Etsy if you want one.

(The design is by @skyqrose@twitter.com, used by permission)

https://www.etsy.com/listing/620130425/trainsgender-enamel-pin

I just had the thought of "wait how is QWERTY spelled" while typing. I am not a smart person.

It's obviously way too difficult to change the layout of keyboards to be more sensible, so I propose changing the order of the alphabet to match the keys instead.

Following the success of Pomegranate, get ready for the spin-offs: Pomebasalt and Pomepumice

This tweet appeals to people who like Brutalist architecture XOR people who are into degradation and humiliation

I just want someone who looks at me the way I look at Brutalist architecture.

We had scheduled a meeting to do "war games" of incident response. Two minutes before that meeting, I got paged with another actual incident. Today has been quite a week.

My hair is getting greasy very quickly. Pretty clear now that my T levels are higher. Only question is, do I bring my spiro dose back up with leftover pills, and have to explain my reasoning to my doctor and not have a test showing the change to back it up, or do I call and reschedule my appointment for sooner, meaning having to make a phone call (can't do it online, I checked).

Back at work after two weeks away and within an hour there's a significant production issue.

I expected a warm welcome back, but I didn't think that'd mean everything was on fire

Big tiddy broth gf

I dunno why my phone suggests relationship before relatable, given how many messages I send which are just the latter word.

I really want a sidecut but I feel like my hairline would make it look awful

I reeeeally need to get my hair re-done, huh

Your friendly fox is hiding under their weighted blanket cuz the world is hard and scary