Else ⛤ @else@vulpine.club

We should rename w to something with one syllable it's a shit letter there's no reason it should get three times as many syllables

I kind of want to ask the facilities team to post guidelines, since people don't seem to entirely get the purpose of this space, but since I'm by far the heaviest user of it (since I literally need it to get through some days), it would be obvious it was coming from me, and (as we've established) I don't want to feel like I'm imposing on people

Let alone not feeling I was imposing on people. Literally every time I use headphones in here (and most other places), I check like three times that they're not loud enough for others to hear, because I don't want to make other people listen to my stuff.

I do not understand how people in the designated office quiet room so frequently have their headphones on so loud that I can hear them. I have no ability to comprehend being able to tolerate that much volume when it's not for blocking out other noise.

Did I typo birdsite in the CW, or am I making a commentary on, like, the capitalist nature of it or something. The world will never know.

The Audubon Society made this lovely guide to when a bird is a birb

https://www.audubon.org/news/when-bird-birb-extremely-important-guide

People: Elon Musk is very smirt

Elon Mush: vidya games are quantum mechanincal

Aesthetics? More like ass-thetics, amirite?

Remember how in 2016 it felt like the Brexit vote might be an ominous portent for the upcoming US election? Haha me neither lol 🙃🙃🙃

dissociating all day every day cuz like do you really expect me to feel attached to *this* reality?

🅱️ERXIT

hey dysphoria u can stop kicking my ass any time now that would be great

It's not the most I've spent on surgery recently, not by a lot, but I just find it amusing that "covered by insurance" means "costs $500"

(To be clear, I will be getting anesthesia, obviously, just it gets billed separately because ?????)

haha the copay for my orchi is gonna be $500, not including anesthesia or "physician fees" (whatever those are lol) 🙃🙃🙃🙃