Do I want to
- date her
- be her
- heal her while she tanks
- form an artist cooperative with her
- live with her and seven alpacas in a countryside cottage
- date her wife
- live with her and her wife in a larger countryside cottage
- curl up and make cat sounds in her presence

Oops I forgot to add
- livestream her tearing down the world

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@echo is there an "all of the above at the same time" option?

@echo i have literally never felt so called out in my life. yes to all of these

@echo one friend and I have an arrangement to do 4-5 with maybe 1 if our spouses die 😅

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