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so many wanna be sword lesbians but you never hear about anyone who wants to be a plowshare lesbian

I have found the trendy coffee shop with white queer ppl and ikea decor this is my # a e s t h e t i c.

A couple hours ago, I hit the button and launched #MyTransHealth V2. mytranshealth.com/

This site is a long-time labor of love for us. I hope to keep improving it for years to come. All my thanks to everyone who has been part of the project the past 5+ years.

Naked Selfie, EC 



I ripped off an air force recruitment poster at the local craft store and replaced it with a sci fi convention flyer I have been gay and done crimes today.

Okay this was a success.
(Also hi I was the one who brought the kibble to Bandaza.)

Okay I guess I should do some self promotion here too! I am now making and selling stuff on Etsy because I'm unemployed and I have time to make cool things and also have time! I'm running a sale on my pronoun pins until tonight so please take a look if you want. <3

I also have Untitled Goose bumper stickers that say press Y to honk plz buy some of those. :3 :3 :3

Oh I should post a shop link! Here it is: etsy.com/shop/SevenishMagpies

I just came back from my first pole class and I'm in so much pain but it feels so good omg.

Soooo I officially quit my job this past Monday after another week and a half on medical leave and it feels AWESOME.

It would feel more awesome if / when unemployment comes through but wow I have not felt this great about the future and stuff since... ever?

Anyway I just bought tickets to Sitka end of this month and New Orleans in January so yeah I GET TO TRAVEL OMG.

So last week my friend was like "you're sad come hang out with me and my coven we'll feed you food" and I was like okay so I ended up eating cheese and talking about tarot card kickstarters with a bunch of witches. One of them gifted us a bunch of candles infused with part of the latest thunderstorm.

Last night I used the candle as a focus to perform a Ritual to my crow altar aka Target cat bowl to invite more crows because it's just a thing that you do. And this morning I found the crows ATE THE CANDLE (it's soy which is good for birbs!) and dragged its plastic container to their nest to lick it clean. Also there's a feather on my porch.

I am guessing they accepted the offering.

Also I may have accidentally enchanted the local crows with the power of a thunderstorm during the equinox ooooops.

My friend was like stop being sad come to my coven meeting with me and I went and it turns out witches basically just sit around and eat cheese.

1000000000000% better than church.

@anthracite Do you know if there are any good recommendations for clothing etc when doing pole with a dick? Just signed up for a free class and thought I'd ask in case you knew already. :3

MH --- 

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