I wanted to make a dragon but it kept coming out looking like a bird so I needed more eyes.

<3 <3 <3

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furries i have a question
what creature do you interpret this as?

meta, + 

Fedi has perhaps lost a bit of its whimsy of late, but so long as we still have an instance where you can practice writing without the letter "e" ( and one where you can ONLY use the letter "e" (, I think we'll be alright.

if i can't be a neon-ass trans catgirl cyborg hacker then it's not cyberpunk

it's not even current punk that's like half my friend circle

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Job lookin, tech, Boosts welcome 

After losing my job to covid last March I've had a hell of a time trying to find tech work. I gave up for a bit and did some bike wrenching but it's not making ends meet so I'm back on the job lookin train.

I have 18 years experience, mostly in systems administration, mostly in windows, but my experience is really all over the place. I've worked for government, university, fortune 100, small firms, consulting, data analysis, information security, kind of a Jane of All Trades. I have an associates degree and a bachelor's degree, and nine certifications that are still mostly relevant, one of which is the MCITP.

What I'm most proud of is my ability to figure stuff out. I'm real clever. I'm also able to communicate with non technical staff as well as super nerds.

So what's up, fediverse. You got any jobs?

look it's a wug pin/magnet
just dropped in my store
if you get another one
then you'll have two wug pins/magnets


MtG: Arena 

Thinking about renaming my deck from Soff Frens to Math is For Blockers.

Shameless Promotion, SALE 

Hi it's my birthday weekend so I'm running a SALE!!! Use code BIRTHDAYPIES21 to get 17% off everything!!!

Okay I just realized that my lunar and gregorian birthdays are on consecutive days and also on a weekend.

Hm I think I may do a birthday stream this Saturday and be bad at Magic but in public.

Anyway! If you play too and want to add me for some reason I'm sevenishmagpies#88895.

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So I started playing MtG: Arena.

I've tried to do it a few times before but it never stuck because the tutorials were long and boring and I already knew how to play paper magic from like, the mid 90s or w/e.

But I finally made it thru the tutorials and was greeted with a mythic rare wildcard with which I got Rin and Seri, which means I can make a KITTY DECK and even though it's not meta or whatever it's fun and I HAVE SO MANY CATS.

plushie Q&A

Q: what can you do with your plushie

A: you can:
- hold the plush
- kiss the plush
- commit federal crimes with the plush
- have sweet dreams with the plush
- boop the plush snoot

US tax product suggestion 

W-2s and 1099s are due out today! When you get them, try instead of turbotax. free version is full-featured, support & audit defense upsell is only $7, and the UI is way snappier.

It can't try to import your income forms, but turbotax is bad at that anyway and I already have to do a bunch of manual corrections because (by law) employee stock sales are misreported on the 1099-B in a way that makes you pay too much tax if you don't. Thanks Intuit.

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