digifox @digifox@vulpine.club

"You're right," the mechanic said, "your battery is draining much faster than normal."
"I knew it!" said the robot.
"Let me check diagnostics... Why is your processor 100% busy?"
"I'm monitoring my battery."
"If you stop that, it will last longer."
"I can't, it might run out."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

hey young leftist friends. you're struggling to clearly and consisely define your ideology? let me tell you a secret. no one fucking cares. it's what you do, not what you declare that counts

classes of dog fursona:

1: dignified and classy. maintains self under stress, never barks under any circumstances.

2: sometimes gets too excited and barks a little bit, then immediately gets embarrassed. gets excited when they see a ball but doesn’t chase it.

3: absolute chaotic gremlin

Real Buzz Aldrin Spends 50th Straight Year On Moon Trying To Signal Earth To Warn Of Imposter https://www.theonion.com/real-buzz-aldrin-spends-50th-straight-year-on-moon-tryi-1836538506 #vol55issue29 #buzzaldrin #space #news

personal opinion: any hardware or software that (either)

1. deals with someone's personal or information security

2. goes into someone's body

should be open source and community-modifiable/upgradable.

"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"I use vim"

(shamelessly stolen from a group chat)

that tgtf trope where you cut to the victim shopping for women's clothes after they transform, except instead of leaving a store at the mall laden with bags, they're curled up on the couch looking for leggings online and taking a break every few minutes for a good dysphoria cry

(any resemblance to persons real or fictional is purely coincidental)

#lateStageCapitalism

imagine if "authorization" and "authentication" weren't so damn similar sounding

*hyperventilating*

didn't know Ubuntu sponsored Cheez-Its

I can’t believe this is a real store, it reads exactly like a shitpost

@erosdiscordia @RobinHood @Canageek @drwho

I grew up without a father, so Mr. Rogers was a big influence on my idea of what an adult man was supposed to be like.

Along with, to a lesser extent, Optimus Prime and Captain Picard.

In retrospect, I think I got pretty lucky with my accidental TV father figures / male role models.

All of those millions of dollars being hoovered up by executives are millions of dollars that could be used to help companies weather market fluctuations without imploding.

god, why do people keep trying to inject politics into my community defined solely by its radical response to encroaching intellectual property law