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this remains the best possible response to being asked about your gender

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the ratio of chuds going 'i REFUSE to eat ANYTHING that's GREEN. if you eat anything but RAW MEAT you're a PUSSY' to vegans who think indigenous people eating meat is the biggest problem the world faces is like 100:1

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nooo u can't just define numbers as recursive sets

haha lambda calculus go
b (r, (r, (r, (r, (r, (r, (r, (r)))))))

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Careers to give your fursona that aren't being a cop:
❧ Urban planner in a town in northern Ontario
❧ Hydro company technician, on call, who mostly deals with trees falling on power lines
❧ Software engineer working on phone basebands
❧ General secretary of a tiny new communist party in a country whose main communist party went super centre-left in 1993
❧ Supervisor at a super fucking hipster-ish burger joint
❧ Furry artist
❧ Sales rep from a struggling aerospace firm from the Pacific Northwest

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A friend's totally valid posts got blocked.

We now know why:

"Facebook sent home its content moderators this week and announced it would be relying more on its artificial intelligence systems, warning it could make “more mistakes”."

Smart tech is not that smart, but relies on pools of human workers.

We will see the true face of AI and state of natural language understanding now!

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bizfolk: JIT logistics will save us a bundle by never stocking more than we can immediately prove will be bought!

any crisis at all: it was your hubris that summoned me

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2020 will truly be the year of the linux desktop. You can quote me.

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cursed food 

pellets guy texts me “come to the kitchen” and says “we’re making thick red bull”

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Please, if you regularly engage with a person with memory issues and you notice them misremembering something, take care about how you correct them!

A thing I've legitimately had said to me was: "Which one of us has the bad memory?"

When a simple: "I remember it differently/as... (and feel free to clarify, that might help to jog their memory)."

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tech industry innovators be like what if your light bulb was the cops

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“Imagine you could keep your lawnmower idling in your driveway, and every once and a while a Beanie Baby popped of the tailpipe”

Me, explaining bitcoin

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Happy 20th birthday, Dreamcast! I may have only gotten you well after you left the market, but you're still my favorite home console ever - keep thinking, lil' friend~! 🍥

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Good Sfw furry pixel art, also ACAB 

BLUE LIVES DONT EXIST (art by @SOLARDOG)

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The Unnatural History Museum has many fascinating artifacts, like:
- a file containing the only pixel from the unprintable scroll of Glee
- a tub of uncried male tears (constantly overflowing)
- The Missing Chapter, a prose extract by Tty Prt
- a one-sided door
- all its visitors
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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wikipedia is one of the worst places to learn about math

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