cdr @cdr@vulpine.club

pellets guy texts me “come to the kitchen” and says “we’re making thick red bull”

OMFG this 1988 #hacker with his computer bike. I am speechless. #Winnebiko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SvPFPbBYrc

Please, if you regularly engage with a person with memory issues and you notice them misremembering something, take care about how you correct them!

A thing I've legitimately had said to me was: "Which one of us has the bad memory?"

When a simple: "I remember it differently/as... (and feel free to clarify, that might help to jog their memory)."

tech industry innovators be like what if your light bulb was the cops

recorded this from my game boy

furries love holidays that give them plausible deniability

“Imagine you could keep your lawnmower idling in your driveway, and every once and a while a Beanie Baby popped of the tailpipe”

Me, explaining bitcoin

Happy 20th birthday, Dreamcast! I may have only gotten you well after you left the market, but you're still my favorite home console ever - keep thinking, lil' friend~! 🍥

BLUE LIVES DONT EXIST (art by @SOLARDOG)

The Unnatural History Museum has many fascinating artifacts, like:
- a file containing the only pixel from the unprintable scroll of Glee
- a tub of uncried male tears (constantly overflowing)
- The Missing Chapter, a prose extract by Tty Prt
- a one-sided door
- all its visitors
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

wikipedia is one of the worst places to learn about math

I never went to a single religious service as a child, not even once. but i did go to epcot.

these rides were my hymns.
they told me everything was gonna turn out okay.

they were a soothing, comforting, vaguely sleep inducing solemn drone that were tacitly carrying a whole lot of ideology.

much of that ideology became deeply ingrained in my psyche the way that going to church would have imparted a different ideology

join me for my AWS reinvent talk, “truth coming out of her well to shame mankind”

@xenophora There's a reason South Park and the Daily Show are the prized property of the same network.

your "anime avatar"??? do you mean your "nerdsona"

@fluxom_alt i want the exact opposite of this clothing item, which is a brightly-colored Hawaiian aloha shirt with the source code for Stuxnet printed on it