@cdmnky *approaches that with a pokey straw and full metalworking gear*

@cdmnky What. It's a perfectly harmless refreshing experience with the right precautions. :3

@cdmnky (Disclaimer: I AM half coyote, my benchmark for harmless might be a little different than most. *wags* )

@nautilee @cdmnky He's literally friends with the CEO of Bad Dragon, there's enough overlap in various tinkering wheelhouses that you're probably not wrong. :3

@nautilee @Kyresti alright, that's it

y'all are getting your hazardous materials licenses revoked

@cdmnky @Kyresti

Hey! we need that for our power cores and batteries. No fair.

@nautilee @cdmnky Heeeey now. Licenses are designed to create an unfair economic strata under the alibi of safety and responsibility, don't go sporting that drek.

(And no I'm not confirming nor denying any material connections with the queer villain collective :p )

@Kyresti @cdmnky

*innocent whistle, points out a QVP sticker on the inside of one of their hoods*

@cdmnky That's the worst battery we've ever seen.
-R

@cdmnky somebody done gone and riled those pixies right the hell up.

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@cdmnky finally, i've been starving

ahhhh, delici̪̩̮͟o̩̤͔̞u͍̗̠s!̣̮̞͟ ̹̣̹̮͔̳̬A͙̲͓ ̻͉͇ͅb̴͈͙ḭ̵͉̖͕̟̱t̖͎̘͉̪ ̙͕͙̪̕s̤̖u͓̹̮̺̼͙̭͝g̺̦a̰͖͙̬͕̦r̗̺̕y͕̝̹̥͔̕ͅ ҉̲͕͍͔̙̦̥t͙̤h̗̙̮̩̤̭o̴̢͇̺̹̮u̧̯͘g̨̖͍͚̣h̤̬̼,̷̦̙ ̱̘̻̲̫̟̻I̴̟̮̜͈̠̳̕ ̵̢̨̜̱̤s͏̹̘̩h̩͕̱͕͚̳o͏͍͙͍̯͈̭͖̠͡u̫̟͠l̙̞͉̤̭͔̺̥͟d̵̤̦̬͜͜ ̛͕̪̩̘̞̹͕͕̕͞ẃ̡̧͕̟̟̥̼̥͕̭a҉̦̻̭͉͙̤́͡ͅt̡̗̝̣̗̤͙̟̣̖̙̭̣c̴̶̺͇̩̭̞̠̞̤̬̖̮̙̬͈̖ͅͅh̨͘͜͝҉̮̦̮͉͓̪̗̝̞͈̰̪͍ ̩͓͕̮̠͟͠o̻͈̻͖͖͍͕͖̙̹͚͉̝͚̭̠̝͜͞͡͞u̡͖̱͓̘t̛̹̙̘͎̤̙̜̟̤̘͘͟ͅ,̶̢͏̢̗̙̜̠̮̬̮̰̹̲̝̯̖̩͟ ̨̟̜̻͇̗̘̝͕̥͇͔͘͠͝ͅḥ̴̢̩̪͙̫͜͝a̸̮͈̜h̶̷̢̭̙̼̬̰͕̮͓̦̟͙̰̕͞a҉̧҉̦̥̰͕̯̱͉͕̗̗͈̪̰̬̬̱̮̱h͕̳̱̝͘͞

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@chirrveon uh holly, did you always speak through a voice synthesizer?

wait

you're a ROBOT?!?!

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@cdmnky i mean, i've kinda made it more and more canon (at least in my head) that my sona exists as corrupted data brought to some sort of corporeal form, and came to being through some glitchy business

buuut being a robot is nice too >~>

@cdmnky that happened to my sister's old phone

I wonder what she did with it

@moonybun @cdmnky it's an inflated lithium-ion battery in an old iphone or possibly ipod touch

it looks tasty

@00dani @cdmnky why they not have precautions in place to be able to let lithium gas out

@cozykaffe @00dani i mean its not good to have explode your phone either, prolly less so

@moonybun @00dani tho i think if your battery is actively inflating you're gonna notice and not go near it whereas if it just poof'd out a bit of gas you probably wouldn't notice and breathe it in

@cozykaffe @00dani i dont rlly think theres enough lithium in batteries to produce enough gas to be dangerous

@cozykaffe @00dani also 7up used to have lithium in it

also sorry im keeping you tagged dani i just thought youd think its neat ;w;

@cozykaffe @00dani i mean pretty much all metals are constantly giving off gases but no one really says anything bout it

@moonybun @00dani also fun fact metal doesnt actually have a smell that like metallic smell is just from like stuff that gets on it from ppl touching it and stuff

@cozykaffe @moonybun wait, all metals don't have a smell? or just like, the common ones

@00dani @moonybun just things like copper and steel and stuff idk about other metals

@cozykaffe @00dani it reacts with your skin and forms a tiny chemical layer

also technically corrodes your skin just not enough

@cozykaffe @00dani at least things like iron, steel, copper, things made of stuff like that

"metals" arent really a thing?

just elements
and some elements have smells

@moonybun @cozykaffe some elements are considered metals though, right? like, the left side of the periodic table essentially

@00dani @moonybun elements are weird, just some of them have like some common things they share

@cozykaffe @00dani im not sure theres a category of elements that are "metals"
cus itd be like calling the whole periodic table just "rocks"

but highly radioactive things are called heavy metals

@moonybun @00dani theres metals and theres metalloids which are like. sort of metals but also not

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@moonybun @cozykaffe @00dani

me: *points at iron* rocks

the unenlightened: "no!! you cant call everything rocks!!"

me, the enlightened: *points at potassium* rocks
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@moonybun @00dani like cuz to smell stuff its gotta give off vapour and stuff

but like coin metals dont do that so its just shit on them

@moonybun @00dani still "this phone spits out lithium gas sometimes" doesnt sound good i dont think

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