Sierra @cdmnky@vulpine.club

sierra: im an inanimate object
headmate: no you're an animate object
sierra: but I'm a literal pooltoy!!
headmate: a literal walking talking pooltoy!!

(in the polycule building hypothetically)

turning the library room into a server area because all our media is digital

to think got milk ads convinced an entire generation of parents to make their kids drink about as much milk as they say to drink water daily today

resident polycule ~~starship~~ building mail room attendant is the logical conclusion to this

in the world in my head i fantasize about being a space mail carrier

taking the “my ass is so fat it has its own zip code” to the extreme by getting the building a zip code (like colleges do) and embroidering it on my jumpsuit pants

putting the mail room in the main office where all the building control systems are so i can flip on a light in a personal room for when their mail arrives

my nametag probably says “mail slut”

my job at the polycule family headquarters/former school building is staffing the mail room with a jumpsuit that shows off my ass and cleavage

wikia/fandom/whatever tf they're calling that trash site is redesigning again and wikis are getting destroyed and unreadable

@hoppet do you have any recommendations?

Inside every Smash player there are two wolves. One is a racist and the other is an incel. Some people called "furries" have a third wolf inside of them, but for different reasons. There's also a secret fourth wolf that is a literal wolf. His name is Odin and he's also racist.

https://twitter.com/DeepLeffen/status/1422969151228944389

"so which part of the taur has all the organs? are there two sets? or is one part just fat or something"

all stomach

alllllll stomach

i call it the "friend lounge area"

I NEEEEEEEEEEED THIS