so many cute critters <3 gods i miss you lot.

It's really, really hard to work when it feels pointless. oops.

“How do you tell someone, ‘I’m not ignoring you I’m just disconnected from reality right now and the days are all blurred together and I feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it’s really hard for me to maintain a conversation’ without saying that.”

I fully believe that if, in the middle of killing someone, Deadpool used an offensive slur and was called out on it, he would stop the fight, apologise, ask for education, look up further resources...and -then- kill them.

I have been informed that "a one on one video call" with me is dangerous because it apparently leads to a crush 🤔

Props to Sunstone for having a will they or won't they romance arc where the girls are banging from like page 5 but there's some ambiguity about whether they'll say "I love you" for like 300 pages

Orchi and vaginoplasty result stuff 

I had wanted inguinal so bad because for years it was better for grs but... It turns out that it kills all the tissue for doing hybrid peri graft. I mean. Sigh. The technique hadn't even been invented yet when I got my orchi, there's no way I could have known, but... Damn. :/ I wish covid hadn't fucked up the more complicated procedure for me...

I am newly reminded that I'm sad that modern English has largely eliminated six of its nine major prepositional locative adverbs. Each had a prefix indicating the place and a suffix indicating the direction:

h-: "this place"
th-: "that place"
wh-: "what place?"
-ere: "in such a place"
-ence: "from such a place"
-ither: "to such a place"

The surviving forms, of course, are "here" ("in this place"), "there" ("in that place"), and "where" ("in what place?"). But we used to have

hence: "from this place"
hither: "to this place"
thence: "from that place"
thither: "to that place"
whence: "from what place?"
whither: "to what place?"

and I think our language is poorer for their elimination.

Selfie, eye contact, boost and flirts ok 

I did get to wear my new overalls again though :3

lewd meta 

the problem with having new genitals is having to figure out new positions to take lewds from

I took such a cute video of me getting off....

heavily implied lewd conversation while dilating this morning 

> wife: are you finally eating your breakfast?
> me : I can only put things in one hole at a time
> wife: I'm going to quote you on that in six months

covid-19, mask type study 

saw this linked on the ol' birdsite, a duke study on the effectiveness of different types of masks:

the takeaway is that you should wear either an n95 respirator, a surgical mask or a cotton mask. folded bandanas are close to useless and those runner neck things are actually worse for the people around you than not wearing a mask at all


time to dilate but ALSO to see if i can masturbate to orgasm for the like third time since 👀👀👀

my brain is still addled enough I dont remember if I said this last night, but I also already miss having a good detached showerhead so hmmmm

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