Lucille.EXE @backwardsflow@vulpine.club

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hey y'all, thanks for sticking with me through my 10 million classic tetris posts this weekend. we now return to your regularly scheduled radio silence.

Joseph is crying so much, this is so much for him! Cinderella story indeed: the 16yo kid who only started playing a year ago after watching the ctwc recordings on YouTube! Coming in and not letting Jonas get a single win! This is amazing

HE DID IT! JOSEPH SWEPT THE GRAND FINALS! JONAS HAS BEEN DETHRONED!

"Joseph is one game away from the best Cinderella story in esports history!"
Joseph is up 2 to 0 against Jonas in the grand finals!

Grand finals are about to start at the classic tetris world championship. Take a break from the stress of today and enjoy the matchup between 7-time reigning champion Jonas and 16-year-old newcomer Joseph!
http://twitch.tv/classictetris

So the grand final match is between 16-year-old newcomer Joseph and 7-time reigning champion Jonas! This is just like a movie, y'all. The storylines are unprecedented!

Oh, and did I mention how much the commentators compliment the players on their tucking?

HOLY FUCK JOSEPH BEATS KORYAN AND ADVANCES TO GRAND FINALS!!!
AFTER LAGGING BEHIND THE WHOLE GAME, HE TURNED IT AROUND POST-TRANSITION

I can't even commentate, Joseph and Koryan is such a beautiful matchup that I can't tear my eyes away from the stream!

Yeah, zyzzyx got fucked up by Koryan... A beautiful game though, and he really showed his hypertap skill.

Oh shit, Joseph hit the transition like it was nothing! He came back and won the first game out of nowhere!

Zyzzyx surprisingly holding his own pretty well against Koryan. Joseph the wonder kid is really struggling in this round against Harry though...

Quaid is going up against Koryan in the first match of the top 8... At least it'll be fun to watch him get bodied.
I mean, Koryan literally took Quaid's wig from a couple years ago when he entered as Hauser with a mullet wig and fake mustache. Koryan not only snatched his wig (that's how the kinds say it right?), he brought it with him to the tournament!

i had to stop watching for an hour to do a recording session, and it turns out that meme man jeff got eliminated. :'(

And the third competitive tetris community is literally called SRS...
(technically referring to the Super Rotation System but y'know)

Not only classic tetris, but especially tetris the grandmaster. A good handful of the top American tgm players are trans - MxKai, EnchantressOfNumbers, Protomagicalgirl

Thank god zyzzyx advances to the next round. For the unaware, Sean Ritchie always plays under a pseudonym and is going by zyzzyx this year. He's the bastard of classic tetris, there's actually a short documentary video on the YouTube channel about him. Super disrespectful to the game and other players. I love him.

Tetris is the most trans of the esports.
When classic tetris players make it to level 19 the commentators say they "transitioned".

"This zyzzyx guy looks familiar..."
"Unrelated, where's Quaid? Is he here this year?"
"No, he took a trip to Mars to start the Classic Tetris Mars Championship."

HOLY SHIT, QUAID IS HERE! I DIDN'T THINK HE QUALIFIED BECAUSE HE ALWAYS PLAYS UNDER A PSEUDONYM! he's under zyzzyx this year, which is nice