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@artemis@vulpine.club
I'm part of the Tricorgs System with @owashii and @tabitha!
We're fissiogenic corgi dogkin living in Pennsylvania with our husband. We like to play video games, do dog things, drink coffee, and make silly jokes. We're also learning how to use Blender and play guitar!
Flirting is okay.
18+ only, follow requests will be declined if bio is blank.
Married to @rantingsteve and @beatty, the loves of our lives 💜❤️💜❤️💜
Joined Jan 2021
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Anyone want to eat some eucalyptus with me? Don't worry, I'm koala-fied.
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Time for an Arty #introduction!
I'm a pembroke welsh corgi that's part of the Tricorgs System with @owashii and @tabitha.
Even though I've got a lot of space here, I don't have a lot to say. Most of what you need to know about me is in my bio.
As far as other details go, I'm more of the emotional rock of our system. I tend to be better at figuring out how we react to things, and up until Tabby came along, I was responsible for taking over when Owa needed to rest.
I'm a bit shyer than Owa and Tabby tend to be though, so please bear with me!
*Wag*
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Autocorrect is all like "A fuck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the main running the stand, hey, got any grass?"
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The Steam store page for SOMA includes in its description "Struggle to survive a hostile world that will make you question your very existence."
And we're like "That doesn't sound like a game, that sounds like Facebook."
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Geologists recently found a new type of rock that can sneeze. They're calling it "Gesuntite."
Rargle blargle doodily doo
Y'know?
Dog dog dog
am dog
*wag*
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financial and material aid request (moving assistance, paypal only), amazon wishlist link
I'm moving back to the place I was flooded out of before the COVID-19 pandemic soon, and while the place is dry and inhabitable it's still in a sorry state. The catch(s)? I'm disabled to the point I can't find traditional work by severe scoliosis, quite autistic, and I don't drive because I can't afford to maintain any kind of vehicle more complicated than a recumbent bike.
I need cash for bedroom furnishings, bathroom and kitchen supplies and accessories, replacement clothes (so much of my old underwear has utterly fried elastic, f.ex.), storage boxes, cleaning supplies, and other expenses. The only way I have to accept funds right now is Paypal, and it still has my deadname attached to it because I have had more pressing matters to deal with than fighting them. Email is: glowhore [at] gmail [dot] com.
I also have a wishlist on Bastard Bezos's Bargain Bin for things that are simply easier and cheaper to order there, if anyone is so inclined. The delivery address is pointed at the place I'm currently staying, the residence of two of my most trusted friends. Items on the list will disappear as they're purchased, and I may add things as they're suggested or I see a need for them. https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/20F0QGQ0KNBOL?ref_=wl_share
Several hours later:
yaaay we finally got it shipped for repairs and we don't have to actively worry about it for a while
Multitasking dogs
Getting a desktop ready for RMA repair thingy
and Metroid Dread while technology does what technology does
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Our house of neurodivergent people has found a thing useful: when approaching someone and not sure if they are in a conversational headspace, just say “engage?” as in is it ok to engage with you now, no problem either way just nod or shake head or say no. It’s minimal interruption and there’s no judgement either way.
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Plural shitpost
Sure I have DID:
Dogs
In
Dogs
It's a dog-based universe. It's canines all the way down, Morty.
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Taking over our system because I want to play Pokemon Snap, and Arty and Owa can't stop me.
[We really can't. -Arty]
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what do you mean i'm supposed to wear clothes. what do you think this thing is
Kirby and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamland Adventure
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Alright turns out Owa's especially cranky at games today because of body aches
so I'm taking over
Wheee
We're going to go on a mini-road trip with husbands today
Yaaay
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Hopping aboard the meme train
Who am I to you?
"*inquisitive fox noises*"
What would be the long-term implications of Kirby absorbing Jörmungandr, the World Serpent?
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imagine saying the words "bit coin" to someone a hundred years ago
they'd be like "ok was it real gold"
"Cool, I'm a traffic cone now"
-Owa, playing Kirby
I'm part of the Tricorgs System with @owashii and @tabitha!
We're fissiogenic corgi dogkin living in Pennsylvania with our husband. We like to play video games, do dog things, drink coffee, and make silly jokes. We're also learning how to use Blender and play guitar!
Flirting is okay.
18+ only, follow requests will be declined if bio is blank.
Married to @rantingsteve and @beatty, the loves of our lives 💜❤️💜❤️💜
Joined Jan 2021
