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Anyone want to eat some eucalyptus with me? Don't worry, I'm koala-fied.

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Time for an Arty !

I'm a pembroke welsh corgi that's part of the Tricorgs System with @owashii and @tabitha.

Even though I've got a lot of space here, I don't have a lot to say. Most of what you need to know about me is in my bio.

As far as other details go, I'm more of the emotional rock of our system. I tend to be better at figuring out how we react to things, and up until Tabby came along, I was responsible for taking over when Owa needed to rest.

I'm a bit shyer than Owa and Tabby tend to be though, so please bear with me!

*Wag*

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Autocorrect is all like "A fuck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the main running the stand, hey, got any grass?"

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The Steam store page for SOMA includes in its description "Struggle to survive a hostile world that will make you question your very existence."

And we're like "That doesn't sound like a game, that sounds like Facebook."

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Geologists recently found a new type of rock that can sneeze. They're calling it "Gesuntite."

@artemis
Scene: my living room

Cat: Chicken?
Me: Kitty!
Cat: Chicken??!
Me: You're a kitty!
Cat: Chicken!!
Me: Such a good kitty!
Cat: CHICKEN! CHICKEN you oaf!
Me: AWww... *rubs cats ears*
Cat: Unbelievable!

Scene: the living room

Cat: *loafs*
Us: Kitty!
Cat: *stares*
Us: You're a kitty.
Cat: *stares*
Us: You are kitty kitty.
Cat: *slow-blinks*

We have excellent conversations :blobfoxhappy:

A man goes to the doctor and says, “I keep seeing a werewolf, with big sharp teeth.”

The doctor asks, “Have you seen a psychiatrist?”

The man says, “No, just a werewolf.”

(misinfo) the city in Massachusetts was actually founded as Barston but people only ever pronounced it with the local accent so they just changed it to match

Scene: the living room

Cat: *loafs*
Us: Kitty!
Cat: *stares*
Us: You're a kitty.
Cat: *stares*
Us: You are kitty kitty.
Cat: *slow-blinks*

We have excellent conversations :blobfoxhappy:

The 2020s are the decade where "gender" is becoming less of a thing you have to select certain options, and more of an open-field box that you have every right to say is not applicable.

for sale, baby shoes, note these aren't shoes for a baby, they're shoes made by a baby, it's actually just some macaroni glued to a paper plate

Owa, put the phone away

We got morning stuff to do

[Aaa fine -Owa]

Haiku 

There once was a man
He made camp in Nantucket
The rumors aren't true

I really, really hate every piece of software that's "phone only" for no good reason.
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