Artemis 🐾 @artemis@vulpine.club

Autocorrect is all like "A fuck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the main running the stand, hey, got any grass?"

The Steam store page for SOMA includes in its description "Struggle to survive a hostile world that will make you question your very existence."

And we're like "That doesn't sound like a game, that sounds like Facebook."

Ceci n'est pas une percer

#introduction time!

Hello! I'm a pembroke welsh corgi dog-kin that's part of a fissiogenic system with @owashii. We live with our husband @rantingsteve in Pennsylvania. We got married on June 12th, 2021!

It's kind of funny, I started off as an account on this instance for Owa to pretend to argue with himself, but a friend pointed out that this indicated we might be plural.

We tend to co-front and you'll almost certainly get interactions from both of us. We like to post about video games, various silly things, Joycon tinkering, and paws.

And now dog noises! Arf arf arf.

We've noticed that most systems tend to have one critter fronting, whereas we're usually co-fronting and perceiving reality at the same time.

While we are capable of functioning independently, we function better as a team handling different parts of our experience with reality.

Owa tends to do better with physical instincts and how our body interacts with the world around us, and I tend to be better with emotional instincts and how we react to it.

For example, you'll notice that Owa tends to be the one playing games, and I'm the one telling him to keep calm if he's getting frustrated. I'll switch in sometimes when he needs a break, but generally I like to let him have physical control.

It is extremely rare that one of us will be completely in back and not perceiving anything while the other is completely in control of our body.

There are no secrets between us and if one is fronting and sees something, the other will as well.

Generally, if you want one of us to see something before the other, it's best to send a direct message, but the other /will/ see it.

Otherwise it basically just boils down to whichever of us has their tab open first.

We hope this helps explain how we work a bit better so you can know what to expect from us!

Geologists recently found a new type of rock that can sneeze. They're calling it "Gesuntite."

Current weather:

it wimdy

Something something dog dog gay

Arf and blep and arf and blep

*falls over and wags*

Gay dogs who are gay

and dogs

*wag*

Gay dog noises

Gay gay gay
dog dog dog

Bleppy steppy!

*wag*

Canine sounds!

We're going to go to bed, seeing as we're of the same mindset as our husband, which is: don't care how early it is, am sleepy, need sleepy.

Like she was laying on the couch, we tucked our arm slightly under her head, and she shifted around so she was laying on top of it and tucked her snout into whatever you call the inside of the elbow and then fell asleep

She is such a precious little angel aaaa ​

We did some investigating tonight, and we have confirmed that not only is Abbie a puppy doggy dog dog pup, but she is also prone to falling asleep if you put your arm under her head

Arf bark blep step

*wag*

Blip blep shpimbledep

*wag wag wag*