Artemis 🍑 @artemis@vulpine.club

Anyone want to eat some eucalyptus with me? Don't worry, I'm koala-fied.

Time for an Arty #introduction!

I'm a pembroke welsh corgi that's part of the Tricorgs System with @owashii and @tabitha.

Even though I've got a lot of space here, I don't have a lot to say. Most of what you need to know about me is in my bio.

As far as other details go, I'm more of the emotional rock of our system. I tend to be better at figuring out how we react to things, and up until Tabby came along, I was responsible for taking over when Owa needed to rest.

I'm a bit shyer than Owa and Tabby tend to be though, so please bear with me!

*Wag*

Autocorrect is all like "A fuck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the main running the stand, hey, got any grass?"

The Steam store page for SOMA includes in its description "Struggle to survive a hostile world that will make you question your very existence."

And we're like "That doesn't sound like a game, that sounds like Facebook."

Ceci n'est pas une percer

Geologists recently found a new type of rock that can sneeze. They're calling it "Gesuntite."

Scene: the living room

Cat: *loafs*
Us: Kitty!
Cat: *stares*
Us: You're a kitty.
Cat: *stares*
Us: You are kitty kitty.
Cat: *slow-blinks*

We have excellent conversations

Mew mew mew nya

Owa, put the phone away

We got morning stuff to do

[Aaa fine -Owa]

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