Alex is a Kobold Again @alexpenclaw@vulpine.club

My Starship Captain Can't Be This Cute

Oh you like stuff, huh? Name every thing.

How do I rebrand as horny on main when I already have horns? ]:<

There is a whole subgenere of horror that is just like nuns getting possessed by demons and I've never seen any of it but I bet its really bad and corny.

And also low-key (or not-so-low-key) misogynistic.

Me? Having two tabs open to the exact same webcomic?

Its more likely than you think.

Some rando: A meatless burger? Impossible!

Me: What is it with you and that word? I do not think it means what you think it means.

Don't call your burger "impossible" unless its made from anti-matter or something.

A meatless burger doesn't even rate as "improbable" at this point.

Oh fuck I thought about misogyny and now I want to punch all cishet men.

Brain hack: eliminate unwanted ideas from your brain by thinking backwards.

This is not a post

Also how do you spell Klingon words?

What the hell is "Goptu" and how do I get a Klingon to lift it to me?

Me: Bosses suck, and so do bootlickers.

Also me: I want to be a starship captain!

So basically here's the pitch: a race of giant quadrupedal sentient lizards genetically engineers a servitor race of bipedal lizard folk that worship them as "the Progenitors." Then the progenitor lizards die out, and the servitor race enters the federation because the center of their society just collapsed and they need stability.

Since they have dedication to a hierarchy literally encoded into their genes, many of the servitor lizards join starfleet because a chain of command provides an easy, recognizable thing to them. They becomes well known in starfleet for being excellent lower deck crewmen, with a few occasionally moving up the ranks to become operations officers and engineers. But eventually one gets promoted to captain...and has to deal with being on top for the first time in her life.

I don't kin Jadzia Dax but I still really identify with her.

And trill in general.