*mews pathetically* pls feed kitn... am starving... *ignores half-full food bowl*

i love being a computer kitten!

i hope you love being what you are too ❤️

*brings you a computer bug*
^w^ *is very proud of itself*

Hey you. Yes you reading this. Listen, this is important: 

You're cute.

@PsyChuan *tips recycle bin, scattering files everywhere*
oops...
*nibbles on one*

Idk where to toot things to public and where to do unlisted x3

slightly lewd/gay 

I wanna be pinned down by a girl and kissed and get turned to blushy mess from kissing cause I mentally love kissing.
Or tied up together and pushed to kissing since so close that’s also very good >>

Whether I’d actually love kissing, idk cause I’ve never kissed someone before x3

*does an elaborate magical girl transformation sequence*
*looks exactly the same at the end*
i was already magical :3

phone calls are just QTEs for your phone. quick don’t touch any buttons until it goes away!!! ok your safe

"Are you asking the synod whether robots can have souls?"
"No," the lawyer said, "I understand that debate has been running for years, and is unlikely to be resolved soon."
"Good," the chairing bishop said.
"I am asking whether having a soul is required to be a priest."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

furry world-building 

Been thinking about how kangaroo birthdays work. What milestones they celebrate and all. It would be really cute if they celebrate their pouch-day on the day that they got out of their pouch for the first time!

something i need to internalize is that i can feasibly only sustain weirdness in software in one direction at a time. i can write a thing i already know how to build in a language i don't know, or i can build something i don't yet know in a thing i do know, but i cannot do both without getting dissuaded by the lack of progress

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

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