Sup, nerds. Wanna buy some software on floppy disks? Of course you do. That's why I'm selling msync, my command line mastodon client, on floppies! I have builds for Linux, OSX, and Windows ready to ship.
And if floppies aren't your thing, I have these lovely Office of Consensus Maintenance stickers, too.
I accept orders by internet, fax, and mail.
https://princess.software/order/
@LexYeen The people love faxin'!